Sorry, I'm Just An Old Show-Off

Yesterday, I got done working on my old cultivator and take it up on top of the next hill over, where I've got a field that I park all the machinery in.

Come back and am like a 5-year-old kid and can't stop talkin' bout that old red tractor and how it "throbs" with power under yer feet.

The wife just rolls her eyes, shakes her head and tries her best to ignore me.

I don't think women are wired for old tractors like we are; maybe they have two ribs missing 'stead of just one, er somptin'?

Dunno, but every time I look at that old red dog, I gotta go take another blood pressure pill. :>)

Later, ya'll have a good day!

Allan

Allan: you apparently haven't heard about the "roll your eyes" training academy that tractor guy wives attend. There's even continuing education courses in eye rolling that keeps eye rolling practitioners up to date with the latest methods.

My wife is an honors graduate of this academy. She even wrote a thesis on how to accompany an eye roll with a vocal "pffft" sound.

I've managed to corrupt our 16-year-old daughter in the nefarious lifestyle of tractor liking. I now get double the eye rolls and "pffffts"! (Hee, hee, hee!)

See for yourself. Pictured is my incorrigible offspring partaking in lascivious activity 4 weeks ago.

If I got rid of that silly lawn mower building, I could have room fer another red tractor.

As per usual, the wife put the dampener on that idea real quick. Silly girl, I don't think she quite understands the complexity of the affliction. :>)

Allan

casey

Maybe you're right; I'm probably being disrespectful to CaseIH. Or..... .maybe it's cause the nearest dealer is 100 miles away or some silly thing. :>)

Rainin' up there? We be gettin' 'er again; maybe the corn will get planted in June this year. :>)

Thanks fer your help on the hay-cutter, by the way. I never would have thought to check those rollers.

Allan

casey

Nobody told me that ya have ta change erl in the derned old things! Who made that rule, anyhoo? :>)

Allan

Don't you run off; I'll probably need ya one of these days and I wanna know how ta find ya.

Allan