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Rob

09-08-2005 10:54:01




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Guy goes into a gas station and gets five-dollars of gas.




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todd1935

09-08-2005 16:20:31




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 Re: Funny story.... in reply to Rob, 09-08-2005 10:54:01  
Well, sadly to say, it now costs me about the same to fill my Riding Lawnmower as it did my Toyota last October. Hope gas prices come down to $2.50 again,



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H Otis.

09-09-2005 09:47:13




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 Re: Funny story.... in reply to todd1935, 09-08-2005 16:20:31  
I always say "Get goats" because they keep the grass down but don't use non-renewable resources like the tractors to.

The thing isn't to hope that the prices come down. (If they do, it's only temporary ... they'll just come up again.) The thing is to CONSERVE and to put pressure on the powers-that-be to invest in renewable energy sources.



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Rob

09-08-2005 17:34:11




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 Re: Funny story.... in reply to todd1935, 09-08-2005 16:20:31  
Sad and funny...pathetic kinda funny. Might as well laugh about it.

It is crazy.



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Jerry (AL)

09-08-2005 15:16:17




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 Re: Funny story.... in reply to Rob, 09-08-2005 10:54:01  
Supposed to let up some soon I understand. FIlled up one of my saddle tanks on my old 4 X 4 over the weekend at 3.10. Today it was 2.89??? Think I can afford to go fill the other tank.

Buying gas is beginning to be like playing the futures market.

Some farmers around here have annual fuel contracts for diesel. I understand some of them are having problems getting fuel. The deal is they have to supply them at the contracted price but the distributors make a lot more selling elsewhere so guess who is always begging for their fuel.

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Timintexas

09-08-2005 13:20:17




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 Re: Funny story.... in reply to Rob, 09-08-2005 10:54:01  
Did you hear the one about the woman who begged her husband to take her somewhere expensive for a change? He drove her to the corner gas station.



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don t-9n180179

09-08-2005 12:56:36




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 Re: Funny story.... in reply to Rob, 09-08-2005 10:54:01  
What he do, fill his gas weed wacker with the cheap stuff????



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souNdguy

09-08-2005 12:51:20




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 Re: Funny story.... in reply to Rob, 09-08-2005 10:54:01  
Where's the part about the loan application?

Soundguy



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Ronald Todd

09-08-2005 12:44:04




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 Re: Funny story.... in reply to Rob, 09-08-2005 10:54:01  
He sez "I just started the pump and before I could release the trigger, it had already run up $14.86. Thats nothing said another customer, I told the attendent that I wanted 10 gal for my car and he said "No deal, that car aint worth that much."



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Chris (UK)

09-08-2005 13:16:55




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 Re: Funny story.... in reply to Ronald Todd, 09-08-2005 12:44:04  
You should laugh! Over here in the UK, we're paying about $1.75 per litre for regular unleaded and about £1.90 per litre for diesel. That's not funny:>( About 70% goes to the government.



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Bruce (VA)

09-08-2005 13:41:46




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 Re: Funny story.... in reply to Chris (UK), 09-08-2005 13:16:55  
Folks here in the colonies still don't understand liters or British currency! I think you're saying that gas is about $6 a gallon, right? Loved being in East Anglia; London was a bit crowded for my tastes, though!



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Chris (UK)

09-08-2005 13:58:12




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 Re: Funny story.... in reply to Bruce (VA), 09-08-2005 13:41:46  
Yes, $6 a US gallon's about right :>(. East Anglia is a lovely part of the country but its a bit flat and uninteresting. I'm down in the New Forest, about 20 miles North of Southampton. Now THAT's what I call God's country!



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Bruce (VA)

09-08-2005 16:10:56




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 Re: Funny story.... in reply to Chris (UK), 09-08-2005 13:58:12  
I really liked the farm land. I was in & out of RAF Schulthorpe quite a bit from 1976 until my last trip in 1985. We did an "exchange" program w/ the SAS. They would come over here for 3 weeks one year & we would go over there for 3 weeks the next year. Got to Scotland once as well. When we weren't doing that, we used RAF Schulthorpe as a launch site for exercises on the continent. I was amazed at how many folks in East Anglia had relatives in the US thanks to all of the war brides. And, I always laughed when they called us southern boys "Yanks"!

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Jerry (AL)

09-08-2005 15:26:24




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 Re: Funny story.... in reply to Chris (UK), 09-08-2005 13:58:12  
I've made a lot of business trips over the years over there and seen quite a bit of your country. Used to go to Stafford a lot, Stone on Trent I think was the name, London, Hull.

We still have plants in Hull and in Stafford.

Intersting story. The parent company used to be Unicorn Industries. They had the corporate offices in the gate house building at Windsor. Later we were acquired by Foseco. Their offices were down at Queen Ann's Gate in London. We used to break for the band at Windsor and watch the horse guard practice out of the office at Queen Ann's Gate.

Never did get used to eating in an establishment where they served mutton. Loved the old pubs out in the middle of no where. Hated the getting there and back. The little narrow lanes were paved ox carts I guess not wide enough for one vehicle, must less two. When cars would pass, they would run off the road up on the mounds of dirt on the side where the hedge rows were. And drive fast?? Man, you guys drive fast over there on the M1. Scared the beJEsus out of me.

Got to make another trip in the near future but it's been several years since I've been there after making 2-3 trips a year for many years.

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todd1935

09-08-2005 16:34:26




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 Re: Funny story.... in reply to Jerry (AL), 09-08-2005 15:26:24  
My brother was stationed at both Lakenheath and Upperheyford during 1951-55 (Seems like the two bases were close). I visited my Brother there in 1955, the first time I had ever eaten Fish like that....The fish was indeed good and since my brother was paying I got my fill. Scared to death... I did a hop on a C-47 from Rhine Main to Lakenheath, Flying over the North Sea was something to remember...My Brother married a little girl from Chester, they are about to celebrate 48 years...

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TennesseeMan

09-08-2005 15:42:33




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 Re: Funny story.... in reply to Jerry (AL), 09-08-2005 15:26:24  
When I was in the U.S. Air Force I was stationed at RAF Lakenheath from April 74 to May 1977. I was a Crew Chief on the F-4D Phantom. I think I froze about the entire time I was there. If I remember right, gas was expensive then. I sure do miss the Cod & Chips wrapped in the Newspapers. Good day Mate!



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Phil (NJ,AZ,Sask)

09-08-2005 14:11:51




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 Re: Funny story.... in reply to Chris (UK), 09-08-2005 13:58:12  
"I'm down in the New Forest, about 20 miles North of Southampton."

That sound like its near my favorite Pub... on the trout stream.(between S.Hampton & the pile of Rocks)... I spent some time at South Hampton in 90 & 91 , you have some nice food in those country pubs.

Cheers,



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gahorN

09-08-2005 18:58:32




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 Re: Funny story.... in reply to Phil (NJ,AZ,Sask), 09-08-2005 14:11:51  
I ferried a Hawker (125) from U.S. to Dublin and then hopped it over to Bournemouth for final delivery. Took the train to London thru Southhampton and then spent a couple weeks in Norwich (and visited my Dad's old B-24 base at Attleborough) back in '85. I'll never forget the lovely people and country. I love the UK and it's people. (Even though they do talk funny.) grin



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