Posted by Lews Therin Telamon on March 07, 1998 at 15:11:16:
Please read. PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PRETTY PLEASE ALL COVERED WITH CHEESE P
PLEASEPLEASE I BEG YOU PLEASE READ THIS JUST FOR ME YOU ARE NICE AREN'T YOU?
Hello. Last night...shepherds...they came....in the night and told me that I
am fat. Very fat. Very, very, fat. And and and and... and sometimes...I hear
voices in my head....they tell me...what's funny...right now...they're
telling me...that...this isn't funny. Well...thanks....uh...here is some
advice, OK? Hit the bird in the esophagus. D'ya know what? I saw the sign and
it opened up my eyes and I am happy now livin' without a head 'cause I went
flyin' 945 miles PER HOUR THROUGH THE DANG WINDSHIELD AND HIT THE DANG SIGN AND
I AM HAPPY NOW 'CAUSE I SAW THE @%$# SIGN AND.....ooooh, you make me SICK!
AH! Soooo....it's finally come down to the giraffe. When I saw him, he was
rolled up in a ball as if his own brother was from St. Louis. OK, thanks.
Sometimes I just need to express myself you know just like tell everybody how
I think about the world. Schizophrenically. You know. Bye bye.