Posted by Ford sucks on March 31, 1998 at 12:48:59:
In Reply to: Alien Returns Tractor posted by Vice Admiral Kleenzdunc on March 29, 1998 at 21:40:47:
: To set the record straight, we of the planet Zyronius wish to file the following report and inquiry: It is correct that we beamed aboard one 4 wheeled, petroleum fueled device reportedly used by Earth men to achieve bankruptcy. Tests conducted by our engineers indicated that this device was able to produce only enough horsepower to move itself without a load. By the way, what does the Earth letters F O R D on this device mean?
FORD stands for found on road dead.