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Jerseys make chocolate milk!!!!!

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Farmallkid

02-27-2004 19:45:54




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There has been alot of storys of cows on here lately, about bull safety and mike talking to his cows. So i what to tell you guys about something funny my dad did to one of his friends. My Dad used to be heard manager at Ridgetown college down here in south western ont, They get school tours in, and the kids get to see the animals and tractors and all the good ag stuff, and get the education about agriculture they don't get in school. dad had a tour of kids come in one day, He wanted to play a trick on the guy he worked with in the barn. so dad asked the teacher what kid to choose to ask the question, Do the brown cows give chocolate milk and the white cows give white milk?. So the teacher pointed out the kid and they talked to him about asking the question he said he would. Dad got a bottle of hersey chocolate syrup and put it in the pail,brought the pail to rob and rob started milking the jersey. While it was milking out he asked if anyone had a ? The kid put up his hand and asked,"Does the cow give chocolate milk since it is brown? Rob said no all cows give white milk. He opened the pail, and there wasn't white milk, it was chocolate milk! So all the kids called him a liar. Dad and a couple other guys were laghing like crazy in the feed room. They still laugh today about that! Some other tricks were, sending co-op students for a board strecher.another one for oxygen for a calf, so dad said go to the swine barn they sould have some, so he went,dad can call faster than he can drive, the swine guy knew what was up, so the student got there and fred said i just used the rest of the oxygen and a baby pig, so maybe if you drive fast enough with the pail out the window you can get some. So he did! Sorry for being so long and off topic!

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Mark

02-28-2004 06:10:39




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 Re: Jerseys make chocolate milk!!!!! in reply to Farmallkid, 02-27-2004 19:45:54  
That's cute but hopefully they explained the joke to the class before they got away.



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JF

02-28-2004 04:28:14




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 Re: Jerseys make chocolate milk!!!!! in reply to Farmallkid, 02-27-2004 19:45:54  
VERY FUNNY STORY, YET THE SAD PART IS THAT MOST KIDS NOW DAYS HAVE NO IDEA AS TO WHERE MILK OR ANY OTHER AGRICULTURE COMMODITY IS/HOW PRODUCED. THE MAJORITY OF KIDS THAT GRADUATE NOW ARE "AGRICULTURE ILLITERATE". WHO CARE KROGER HAS PLENTY OF FOOD!!!! SAD



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Hugh MacKay

02-28-2004 03:32:51




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 Re: Jerseys make chocolate milk!!!!! in reply to Farmallkid, 02-27-2004 19:45:54  
Farmallkid: Now you are getting into stories out of small Ag College's. I attended such a college at Truro, Nova Scotia, in the early 60s. Because of budgets and size our college and a nearby teachers college didn't take part in big college, intercollegate sports, but rather a local league, 6 teams in all for most sports. Town of Truro had a team, mostly recent high school grads working around town at variour jobs, we called these guys the townies. Down to the chanpionship finals and Ag College against Townies. We had noticed earlier in series refereeing was not quite as fair as it might be. So an effort was made to get every student out cheering for the big game. During what we considered a bad call by the ref, from out of the stands came a chicken onto the gym floor. Referee stopped the game. You just can't play basketball with a chicken running around the floor. We watched as the referees tried to roll basketballs at the chicken to herd him off the court. Of course you know what the chicken did everytime a ball came rolling at him. They called in the town engineer, janitor, and others. Everyone was afraid to catch the chicken. Our guys just retired to the side lines. I looked over at one point and our college principal a very senior genetics professor, was almost bursting a gut laughing. Finally the referee went to our bench, to see if the guys would remove the chicken. Coach gave him Ted, a 6'5" potato picker from northern NB. They claim everyone else picked potatoes in baskets in those days. Ted just rolled the barrel along the field and picked directly in barrel. Ted had a lenghty discussion with referees, romoved the chicken and the game went on. Refereeing improved also. The next day the principal made his rounds and caught up with every class, giving 2-3 min. lecture re. behaviour at sporting events. He did have trouble keeping a straight face. Seems animal rights activists were on his case, even way back then as to how a chicken got off campus. We did win the series.

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Al L. in Wisc.

02-27-2004 20:02:52




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 Re: Jerseys make chocolate milk!!!!! in reply to Farmallkid, 02-27-2004 19:45:54  
That's true, I alway knew that about Jerseys. And correct me if I'm wrong, isn't it the 'Air' shire that makes malted milk.



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Roger

02-28-2004 19:29:47




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 Re: Re: Jerseys make chocolate milk!!!!! in reply to Al L. in Wisc., 02-27-2004 20:02:52  
Al, I haven't heard that one before, I've had my laugh for the day.



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