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Mike CA

11-13-2007 11:56:22

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Gents, I am now qualified to answer all your tractor related questions.
It says so under my name. I am now a "Tractor expert". So go ahead, as away.
"What's the difference between a 806 and a 1256?"
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What else do you got!!

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Idaho Ron

11-16-2007 09:23:41

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Re: Please feel free to ask me advice in reply to Mike CA, 11-13-2007 11:56:22

I did as you requested your highness wizard now can I have a brain third party image

oh I could tell you why the ocean's near the shore.

Ron

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Mike CA

11-15-2007 22:14:02

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Re: Please feel free to ask me advice in reply to Mike CA, 11-13-2007 11:56:22

Idaho Ron said: Oh wizard of OZ please give me a brain. Ron

Answer your post at the ATF and I'll consider it. third party image

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Idaho Ron

11-15-2007 19:19:11

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Re: Please feel free to ask me advice in reply to Mike CA, 11-13-2007 11:56:22

Oh wizard of OZ please give me a brain. Ron

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LenNH

11-15-2007 17:34:31

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Re: Please feel free to ask me advice in reply to Mike CA, 11-13-2007 11:56:22

Strictly from a scientific point of view, it looks as if the monkey would have trouble kicking with his good leg while trying to balance on the point of his wooden leg. If he balanced on his good leg, he'd probably have better luck stomping on the pickle. But I'd be careful of this experiment. Animal rights people picked this one up in 1994, and it is now forbidden by federal law to use wooden-legged monkeys to take the seeds from dill pickles, under any conditions. Secondly, the EPA would send a SWAT team in to arrest you for polluting your driveway with pickle seeds (providing they measure more than 0.0015 mm. in thickness; smaller seeds are exempted). Customs and Border Protection would also quarantine you and the pickles for 40 days to make sure they weren't carrying some dreadful disease brought in from a furrin' country--unless you can prove the pickles had been in brine for at least six months,in which case you will be in the clear after appearing before a judge, in the presence of a federal prosecutor and the best attorney you can find in your state. A dated receipt from the grocery store is usually sufficient to have the charges dismissed.

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Mike Farmer

11-15-2007 09:23:37

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Re: Please feel free to ask me advice in reply to Mike CA, 11-13-2007 11:56:22

Dear experts and gurus. Well done all. Just ordinary suits me fine and a bit lucky helps MTF

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Andy Motteberg

11-13-2007 18:28:50

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Re: Please feel free to ask me advice in reply to Mike CA, 11-13-2007 11:56:22

You are a "tractor expert" now, but you are not a "Tractor Guru" yet!!

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scott#2

11-13-2007 18:16:21

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Re: Please feel free to ask me advice in reply to Mike CA, 11-13-2007 11:56:22

How come your an expert and I'm a regular? I've been on this site since 2004! Jezzzzz , I got ripped off and I want my status back! BOO HOO!!

At least I know a crooked piston when I see it!
Scott#2

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Cityboy-McCoy

11-13-2007 17:59:06

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Re: Please feel free to ask me advice in reply to Mike CA, 11-13-2007 11:56:22

Oh, Mike - Pul-eeeee eeze! You are a great guy with a good sense of humor and I like you, but go oil your rocker arms and don't profess to be a tractor expert - yet. mike durhan

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skk-big red fan

11-13-2007 17:55:51

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Re: Please feel free to ask me advice in reply to Mike CA, 11-13-2007 11:56:22

I'm a classical kind of feller. This modern stuff makes my head spin.

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Mike CA

11-13-2007 17:31:58

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Re: Please feel free to ask me advice in reply to Mike CA, 11-13-2007 11:56:22

Heyseed said: If it takes a chicken and a half, a day and a half to lay an egg and a half....

How long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

hmmm. Too many variables. How big is the pickle? What wood is the leg made out of? What's the pickle's diameter? How about the leg's? At what repetition velocity is the kicking being performed?

These are all very important peices of information us Tractor Experts need to contemplate such perplexing questions.

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Mike CA

11-13-2007 17:25:08

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skk-big red fan said: So you are a tractor guru now?

No no!! Not a guru. I'm a Tractor Expert. I didn't ask for the title, it was bestowed upon me by Yesterday's Tractor Company! I must live up to the standards!!

(p.s., anyone who is scratching their head at what this all means must be reading in the Classic View, which doesn't show the 'rank' under the name, like it does in Modern View)

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brainerd dave

11-13-2007 17:25:35

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Re: Please feel free to ask me advice in reply to Mike CA, 11-13-2007 11:56:22

Got to admit that seeing you offering advice caught my attention. Pretty funny.

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Heyseed

11-13-2007 17:04:15

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Re: Please feel free to ask me advice in reply to Mike CA, 11-13-2007 11:56:22

If it takes a chicken and a half, a day and a half to lay an egg and a half....
How long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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skk-big red fan

11-13-2007 16:59:46

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Re: Please feel free to ask me advice in reply to Mike CA, 11-13-2007 11:56:22

So you are a tractor guru now? When I get done laughing I'll try and collect my thoughts enough to send you a congratulations.

But being as I only see myself as a novice and seeker of truth, it is good to know that there is a bonified "point of light" out there. Guy will probably also be glad to know he can go into retirement.

Kidding aside, I can vouch for your character. You are one and a pretty decent fellow as well!

P.S Those rods were shipped yesterday. Let me know if they were any good.

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Mike CA

11-13-2007 16:06:49

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Re: Please feel free to ask me advice in reply to Mike CA, 11-13-2007 11:56:22

F-Dean said: What do you get when you cross an onion and a bean?

A bunion

But that's not tractor related! You should ask What kind of tractor do you always hire and never own?

A Contractor

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F-Dean

11-13-2007 14:44:42

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Re: Please feel free to ask me advice in reply to Mike CA, 11-13-2007 11:56:22

What do you get when you cross an onion and a bean?

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Mike CA

11-13-2007 14:10:06

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RustyFarmall said: What's a henweigh?

Depends. Is it sitting on a tractor, or is the tractor sitting on it?

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Pat-CT

11-13-2007 14:01:54

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Re: Please feel free to ask me advice in reply to Mike CA, 11-13-2007 11:56:22

the meaning of all life is..sean connery hahahha

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RustyFarmall

11-13-2007 13:50:47

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Re: Please feel free to ask me advice in reply to Mike CA, 11-13-2007 11:56:22

What's a henweigh?

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Nebraska Kirk

11-13-2007 17:35:54

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Re: Please feel free to ask me advice in reply to RustyFarmall, 11-13-2007 13:50:47

Oh, about four pounds!

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Mike CA

11-13-2007 12:47:47

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Dave H (MI) said: What do you know about world peace or the meaning of life?

I know a little about peas. They go good with rice and chicken.
The meaning of life has something to do with kittens, but I haven't deciphered all the text yet.

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Janicholson

11-13-2007 12:40:50

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Re: Please feel free to ask me advice in reply to Mike CA, 11-13-2007 11:56:22

Dear Mike,
Believe it or not you do that which is most required. You listen, remember, question, own a tractor (thank goodness) and participate well. I am glad you are now on your way to guru status. JimN

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Dave H (MI)

11-13-2007 12:26:47

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What do you know about world peace or the meaning of life?

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rhouston

11-13-2007 12:53:39

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Re: Please feel free to ask me advice in reply to Dave H (MI), 11-13-2007 12:26:47

The meaning of life the universe and everything is ..... ..... ..42

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