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.. OLD AGE aint' what it used to be!

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JD Ol'timer

01-16-2003 06:30:29




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HUNTING.. the secret to longevity?

An 80 year old man went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor was amazed at what good shape the man was in.

The doctor asked, "To what do you attribute your good health?"

The old timer said, "I'm a hunter and that's why I'm in such good shape. I'm up well before daylight and out chasing wild game up and down the mountains."

The doctor said, "Well, I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to it. How old was your dad when he died?"

The old timer said, "Who said my dad's dead?"

The doctor said, "You mean you're 80 years old and your dad's still alive? How old is he?"

The old timer said, "He's 100 years old and, in fact, he went hunting with me this morning, and that's why he's still alive... He's an avid hunter."

The doctor said, "Well, that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it. How about your dad's dad? How old was he when he died?"

The old timer said, "Who said my grandpa's dead?"

The doctor said, "You mean your grandfather's still living! How old is he?"

The old timer said, "He's 118 years old."

The doctor was getting frustrated at this point and said, "I guess he went hunting with you this morning too?"

The old timer said, "Nope... Grandpa couldn't go this morning because he just got married."

The Doctor said in amazement, "Got married!! Why would a 118-year-old guy want to get married?"

The old timer said, "Who said he wanted to?!"

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Stan - Florida

01-20-2003 09:44:36




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 Re: .. OLD AGE aint' what it used to be! in reply to JD Ol'timer, 01-16-2003 06:30:29  
My two favorite sayings are "Getting old is not for sissies" and "Old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill".

Stan



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noname

01-17-2003 10:27:20




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 Re: .. OLD AGE aint' what it used to be! in reply to JD Ol'timer, 01-16-2003 06:30:29  
the punch line shuold be "who said he wans to? his parents are putting the pressure on him...



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Gman

01-16-2003 13:42:06




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 Re: .. OLD AGE aint' what it used to be! in reply to JD Ol'timer, 01-16-2003 06:30:29  
Hey Ole-Timer would John Deere hunting qualify a guy for longivity



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James Bridges

01-17-2003 01:39:40




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 Re: Re: .. OLD AGE aint' what it used to be! in reply to Gman, 01-16-2003 13:42:06  
NO, but a little humer goes a long way.

Thanks for the grinn.

<:~ )

Jim - AK



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