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Briar Creek Sta

08-30-2007 09:12:49




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Wanted!!

A good woman that can cook and clean.

Fix my tractor.

Bale and stack hay.

Clean stalls and spread manure.

Keep my beer cold

Make my coffee just right

Skin a deer

Fix my truck

Mow the lawn

Shovel snow

Do my laundry

Clean the house

Do the dishes

Feed the animals

Take out the trash

Wash my truck

and most of all "NEVER COMPLAIN"

If you should see this woman out there send her on over

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DavidP, South Wales

09-03-2007 03:58:40




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 Re: WANTED in reply to Briar Creek Stables, 08-30-2007 09:12:49  
I have one here in South Wales, would not trade her in for the world. You should see her do a 135 clutch!!!!! !!!!!

DavidP, South Wales



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Dave_Id

08-30-2007 14:25:38




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 Re: WANTED in reply to Briar Creek Stables, 08-30-2007 09:12:49  
....and don't forget, "and has a nice boat"... Send picture of boat.



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MF Poor

08-30-2007 10:44:04




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 Re: WANTED in reply to Briar Creek Stables, 08-30-2007 09:12:49  
and most of all "NEVER COMPLAIN".

It was ALMOST believable up 'till you got to that part.



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Aaron Ford

08-30-2007 10:10:29




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 Re: WANTED in reply to Briar Creek Stables, 08-30-2007 09:12:49  
Woman like that would make me nervous. I ain't worth a whole lot and if she was able to do all the stuff I say is too complicated for her, where would that leave me? Heck I gotta study hard to keep ahead of my dream girl, hate to hafta keep ahead of yours! The missus is currently mowing the grass, changing oil, and a fair hand at basic home wiring. Well there was that time she made a splice with a wire nut and forgot to strip the wires! Darn ceiling fan just would not work. Confused me till I found 120v between hot and ground, but zero between hot and neutral.

Careful whatch wish for, you might get it!

LOL

Aaron

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David, Surrey UK

08-30-2007 09:43:44




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 Re: WANTED in reply to Briar Creek Stables, 08-30-2007 09:12:49  
I don't think she exists.

And haven't you left something important off your list? third party image

David



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Briar Creek Stables

08-30-2007 09:54:39




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 Re: WANTED in reply to David, Surrey UK, 08-30-2007 09:43:44  
LOL...I was trying my best to keep it "G" rated



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