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Arne

03-29-2002 08:06:53




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Q: How can you tell if a person has no friends?

A: You see them at the store buying Zucchini

Q: Why do people in small towns lock their car doors while they are at church?

A: So no one can put squash on their seat




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Barnstomrer

03-29-2002 19:14:24




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 Re: Gardening Jokes OT in reply to Arne, 03-29-2002 08:06:53  
How about the newly married couple that moved from the city to have a garden and bought 100 tomato plants. They thought there was only one tomato per plant.
They also bought 1000 baby chicks, to have eggs, and they all died. They bought 1000 more and they all died.
When they went to get more, the farm supply couldn't understand the problem.
The kid said he was not sure if they planted them too deep or upside down. How old am I? ;>)

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well since you did it I'm giving my 2 cents

03-29-2002 11:59:10




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 Re: Gardening Jokes OT in reply to Arne, 03-29-2002 08:06:53  
My wife's step mother in law has three refrigerator freezers. They are jamed full. She has strawberries marked with the year 1991. Now figure the cost of elec. Do you think I can make her realize anything? She has dozens of jars of greenbeans that have been around for years and I have yet to see her use them or give them to anyone.

NOW if anyone comes to her defense I have this to say to you. If you want, we'll trade Mother in law's. Cage not included.

Want more? Just respond back. Naw, no more on this topic. sob sob
oslo in NC

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Dave 50 8n

03-29-2002 15:31:33




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 Re: Re: Gardening Jokes OT in reply to well since you did it I'm giving my 2 cents, 03-29-2002 11:59:10  
My inlaws have about a 1500 sq ft. attic jammed full of 40 +/- years of "you name it" It used to bother me until I realized it was THEIR stuff and their house, and that's the way they like it (or got used to it). It'd be like my kids coming into my garage and start deciding what was valuable and what wasn't. I try to leave them alone on it.



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ED-IL

03-29-2002 08:22:39




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 Re: Gardening Jokes OT in reply to Arne, 03-29-2002 08:06:53  
You can't beat the rural humor - reminds me of my sister-in-law. She always hands out zuchini in the fall.

Why does she plant it if she is not going to eat it???



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Johnny

03-29-2002 13:11:08




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 Re: Re: Gardening Jokes OT in reply to ED-IL, 03-29-2002 08:22:39  
We have two standup freezers, one with meat, mostly homegrown beef and venison. The other full of garden vegtables and fruit off our trees. You over plant because you want to make sure you get enough for the year in case of a poor growing season or pests. I'll be happy to give you some zucchini. Got lots of fruits and veggies left from last year and about 2 months to eat them up. When I start getting fresh stuff, the old stuff becomes chicken food, they are like Mikey, they'll eat anthing.

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