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OT For My Friends That Know Me 2 Well

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Dunk

07-31-2007 17:14:20




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On their first date, a man asked his companion if she'd like a drink with dinner. "Oh, no, what would I tell my Sunday school class?" she said.

Later, he offered her a cigarette. "Oh, no what would I tell my Sunday school class?" she said again.

On the drive home, he saw a motel. Figuring he had nothing to lose, he asked if she wanted to stop in there.

"Okay," his date replied.

"What will you tell your Sunday school class?" he asked, shocked.

"The same thing I always tell them. 'You don't have to drink or smoke to have a good time.'"



Well that was long ago, and it was far away, and it was so much better than it is today...

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maplehillfrm,pat

08-01-2007 10:48:41




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 Re: OT For My Friends That Know Me 2 Well in reply to Dunk, 07-31-2007 17:14:20  
Well that was long ago, and it was far away, and it was so much better than it is today...


meatloaf lyrics aint it???



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Hobo,NC

07-31-2007 20:12:09




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 Re: OT For My Friends That Know Me 2 Well in reply to Dunk, 07-31-2007 17:14:20  
Dunk yer'er a few Frye's shot of Be'n a happy meal, yer buddy from Taxizz must have fell off the turnip truck. Good laughs out of these post, I shore like the one about Hackers, HACKER - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking. Injoyed it, thank ya thank ya very much, goes out to at guy from Taxizz also.



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Dunk

07-31-2007 18:38:03




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 Re: OT For My Friends That Know Me 2 Well in reply to Dunk, 07-31-2007 17:14:20  
Lucky Man lyrics

I have days where I hate my job
This little town and the whole world too
Last Sunday when the Bengals lost
Lord it put me in a bad mood

I have moments when I curse the rain
Then complain when the sun's too hot
I look around at what everyone has
And I forget about all I've got

But I know I'm a lucky man
God's given me a pretty fair hand
Got a house and a piece of land
A few dollars in a coffee can
My old trucks still running good
My ticker's ticking like they say it should
I got supper in the oven, a good woman's loving
And one more day to be my little kid's dad
Lord, knows I'm a lucky man

Got some friends who would be here fast
I could call em any time of day
Got a brother who's got my back
Got a mama who I swears a saint
Got a brand new rod and reel
Got a full week off this year
Dad had a close call last spring
It's a miracle he's still here

But I know I'm a lucky man
God's given me a pretty fair hand
Got a house and a piece of land
a few dollars in a coffee can
My old trucks still running good
My ticker's tickin' like they say it should
I got supper in the ove, good woman's loving
And one more day to be my little kid's dad
Lord, knows I'm a lucky man

My old trucks still running good
My ticker's ticking like they say it should
I got supper in the oven, a good woman's loving
And even my bad days ain't that bad
Yeah, I'm a lucky man
I'm a lucky lucky man

May God Bless You Each And Every One!!

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Sean (TX)

07-31-2007 18:11:13




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 Re: SO WE SEE WHERE MIND AT in reply to Randyr, 07-31-2007 17:14:20  
REDNECK COMPUTER TERMS
Body: BACKUP - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods.

BAR CODE - Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern.

BUG - The reason you give for calling in sick.

BYTE - What your pit bull dun to cusin Jethro.

CACHE - Needed when you run out of food stamps.

CHIP - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in.

TERMINAL - Time to call the undertaker.

CRASH - When you go to Junior's party uninvited.

DIGITAL - The art of counting on your fingers.

DISKETTE - Female Disco dancer.

FAX - What you lie about to the IRS.

HACKER - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking.

HARDCOPY - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos.

INTERNET - Where cafeteria workers put their hair.

KEYBOARD - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere.

MAC - Big Bubba's favorite fast food.

MEGAHERTZ - How your head feels after 17 beers.

MODEM - What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall.

MOUSE PAD - Where Mickey and Minnie live.

NETWORK - Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line.

ONLINE - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test.

ROM - Where the pope lives.

SCREEN - Helps keep the skeeters off the porch.

SERIAL PORT - A red wine you drink with breakfast.

SUPERCONDUCTOR - Amtrak's Employee of the year.

SCSI - What you call your week-old underwear.

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Sean (TX)

07-31-2007 18:08:48




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 Re: SO WE SEE WHERE MIND AT in reply to Jim SC, 07-31-2007 17:14:20  
The Beeper


A mother took her five-year-old son with her to the bank on a busy lunchtime.

They got behind a very fat woman wearing a business suit complete with pager.

As they waited patiently, the little boy said loudly, "Gee, she's fat!"

The mother bent down and whispered in the little boys ear to be quiet.

A couple of minutes passed by and the little boy spread his hands as far as they would go and announced; "I bet her butt is this wide!"

The fat woman turns around and glares at the little boy.

The mother gave him a good telling off and told him to be quiet.

After a brief lull, the large woman reached the front of the line. Just then, her pager began to emit a beep, beep, beep.

The little boy yells out, "Run for your life, she's backing up!!

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Dunk

07-31-2007 17:57:15




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 Re: SO WE SEE WHERE MIND AT in reply to Pappy, 07-31-2007 17:14:20  
Re: SO WE SEE WHERE MIND AT

Yep!!

Smokin, and drankin!!!

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john hunt

07-31-2007 17:38:01




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 Re: SO WE SEE WHERE MIND AT in reply to Dunk, 07-31-2007 17:14:20  
good luck dunk



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