WANTED

Fix my tractor.

Bale and stack hay.

Clean stalls and spread manure.

Keep my beer cold

Make my coffee just right

Skin a deer

Fix my truck

Mow the lawn

Shovel snow

Do my laundry

Clean the house

Do the dishes

Feed the animals

Take out the trash

Wash my truck

and most of all "NEVER COMPLAIN"

If you should see this woman out there send her on over

jb

" If I ever think about getting married again, I'll just find a woman I can't stand & buy her a house. Saves a lot of time & trouble. Besides, a woman can't provide me with anything I can't otherwise get commercially."

Whew!

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You must be spending too much time at work!

( If I'm not on for a few days you will know my wife read this )

Soundguy

Soundguy

Soundguy

Working to hard I guess. I cut and baled 4 fields in the last three days and headed to do 8 more. I tried the hired help thing and manual work seems to scare off everyone.

I've been loading and unloading wagons myself. Usually after I get all the hay in the barn it's starting to get a little cooler out and that's when I stack the mess. I stacked hay until 2AM

I offered a couple highschool kids $10/ hr to help. Like the rest of them, they name showed up.

I can remember stacking hay when I was a kid for $2.50/ hr and was happy to have the money. Kids now..well I won't go there.

I'll print that list and run it by the boss tonight when she gets home from work. Might be something in there that she'd like to take over?

My old 2N never broke down as much. I'm thinking of making this tractor work, look pretty and sending it down the road and going back to the old iron.

Being that my tractor already raided my bank account, I'm not to worried about a woman taking off with the few cents I have left..lol