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GB in MT.

09-15-2007 05:37:47

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Goodmornig All;

I'll bet you never thought I was gonna talk about the weather forcasters in MT., huh???

They are about as dumb, as a box of rocks. The weather has been for the last week, pretty much the same, Right at 26- 29 at around 5A.M., and 85- 90 at about 3-4P.M. every day this week.

The forcasters were saying our lows were in the mid 30s-40s, and the highs were in the low 70s to mid 70s.

What a crop of crap that was.
I wish I could lie/guess, and get paid the high $$$ they are getting!!!!!

Looks to me like , my snowmobile will get a work out this yr., hillclimbing.

In between plowing the driveway with the 2N, that is!!!

Fall is gonna be COLD, this yr.

Gary

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keithr1

09-15-2007 21:23:36

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Re: OT; To guess and get paid for it in reply to GB in MT., 09-15-2007 05:37:47

think i'll stick with my pet rock does good job

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GB in MT.

09-16-2007 04:37:28

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Re: OT; To guess and get paid for it in reply to keithr1, 09-15-2007 21:23:36

Keith;

Pet rocks are good!!! They don't give ya any lip, and there is NO daily clean-up in the back yard, or anywhere else for that matter. Just wipe em' down once in a while, and they are good to go!!!

Gary

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keithr

09-16-2007 16:09:14

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Re: OT; To guess and get paid for it in reply to GB in MT., 09-16-2007 04:37:28

The Weather Rock
rock is the perfect weather indicator, it
never fails. It is more accurate than your local
weather person. This rock is the living word and
is 100% correct. This is how it works:

First -- Observe the rock for motion

The Rock is not moving- 0-3 MPH ligh breeze
The Rock is moving slightly - 4-10 MPH Mild wind
The Rock is moving in a small arc - 11 to 20 MPH Wind
The Rock is moving in a medium arc - 21 to 40 MPH Wind-Gusts to 50 MPH
The Rock is standing off to one side by 15' - Gale Force Winds
The Rock is standing off to one side by 30-45' - Big Blow Coming
The Rock is standing off to one side by 60'-Hurricane!!
The Rock is missing-Tornado!! Get to a root cellar! Take Toto!
The Rock is bouncing up and down-Earthquake !!

Second - Touch and Look at the Rock

The Rock is cold, dry and easy to see- Clear, Fair Weather, it's Cold
The Rock is cool, dry and easy to see- Overcast Weather
The Rock is warm, dry and easy to see- Clear, Fair Weather
The Rock has a shadow - It's sunny
The Rock is hot & dry and easy to see - Clear Weather, It's Hot
The Rock is warm and white - Chase the birds away
The Rock is cold, wet and easy to see-It's a cold, wet, day-Dress warm
The Rock is wet on top and dry on the bottom- It's Sprinkling
The Rock is cool,wet, and easy to see-It's rainging. Get your poncho.
The Rock is dripping on all sides-Its a downpour-Too late for poncho
The Rock is warm, wet and easy to see-Its a summer shower, Have fun
The Rock is hot, wet and easy to see-What're you doing at the Equator?
The Rock is cool, damp and looks milky- Its foggy, be careful.
The Rock is cool, wet and looks milky- Its foggy and raining
The Rock is cold, white and hard to see- Its snowing
The Rock is cold, iced & wet & easy to see- Its sleeting
The Rock is cool, dry, and hard to see- Its Night, go to bed.
The Rock is underwater- Look for a bearded man loading animals on a funny boat
The Rock is has melted and the rope is vaporized- It is a Volcanic eruption
You see two or more rocks - Check the coffee!

Third - Smell the Rock

Get down on your hands and knees, smell each side of the Rock. One side will smell musty. That side will have some moss one it. This is the North side of the Rock and you are looking South. On your right is West and on your left is East.

Fourth - Taste the Rock

Tasting the Rock is no longer recommended by the National Office due to health reasons. See the Designated Rock Taster for help.

Tasting the Rock may, for example, indicate conditions such as acid rain; in which case the Rock will taste bitter.

Fifth - Listen to the Rock

Sounds coming from the Rock indicate a number of conditions.

The Rock may be haunted
You may be haunted
You may be spending too much time working on your ticket; Relax!
This may indicate an earthquake and you should leave the area immediately.
The Rock is talking-The weather is fine-your're not!!

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Dunk

09-15-2007 15:06:22

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Re: OT; To guess and get paid for it in reply to GB in MT., 09-15-2007 05:37:47

LMAO, Gary!!

I do know of one better job.

Link

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GB in MT.

09-15-2007 16:31:10

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Re: OT; To guess and get paid for it in reply to Dunk, 09-15-2007 15:06:22

So Dunk;

Which job are you refering to that you think might be better???

Let's put it this way, would you rather be the Bra fitter, OR..... the person doing the bra tests.

Either job would be FINE with me!!!!!

Gary

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Dunk

09-15-2007 16:59:41

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Re: OT; To guess and get paid for it in reply to GB in MT., 09-15-2007 16:31:10

The one doin the measurin!!!

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GB in MT.

09-15-2007 17:13:31

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Re: OT; To guess and get paid for it in reply to Dunk, 09-15-2007 16:59:41

This is what I think of you!!!

Gary

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GB in MT.

09-15-2007 16:32:58

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Re: OT; To guess and get paid for it in reply to GB in MT., 09-15-2007 16:31:10

Don't mind me folks, I've been this way all day long!!!!! !!!!!

Gary

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Jerry/MT

09-15-2007 12:26:59

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Re: OT; To guess and get paid for it in reply to GB in MT., 09-15-2007 05:37:47

Gary, they're probably giving you the weather based on the Missoula forecast which is a lot different than a Seeley Lake forecast. I get my forecast for the Mission Valley and it is also different from Missoula. It's been pretty accurate.
Sure wish we would get some rain though. The grass isn't growing and if this keeps up I'll be feeding the cows early this year.

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bj/8n/mt

09-15-2007 07:11:02

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Re: OT; To guess and get paid for it in reply to GB in MT., 09-15-2007 05:37:47

If you look at the weather service web site out of Great Falls they are [were at 08:00 on the fifteenth] predicting twenty percent chance of rain all next week. That means, if it rains we told you so and if it doesn"t then we were right all along. As you say, a job to die for.

Your mileage may vary

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GB in MT.

09-15-2007 07:22:49

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Re: OT; To guess and get paid for it in reply to bj/8n/mt, 09-15-2007 07:11:02

BJ;

You are right on the nose with that!!! And instead of rain it will be sleet!!

Gary

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cargocult

09-15-2007 05:44:24

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Re: OT; To guess and get paid for it in reply to GB in MT., 09-15-2007 05:37:47

"Fall is gonna be COLD, this yr."

I wouldn't doubt that!! Only thing is: How are them daggone Global Warming Crazies gonna spin this?? CC, who knows the weather forecasters are usually wrong, especially in these days of Internet, where they can just change the forecast to match the weather as it is happening, unlike the ALMANAC folks, who must forecast it over a year in advance! (& once printed..it is there permanently!!) We usta have a bunch of Old Farmers & Old Watermen who could predict the weather with a higher degree of accuracy than the guys on the radidio! All gone, now....CC

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GB in MT.

09-15-2007 05:53:46

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Re: OT; To guess and get paid for it in reply to cargocult, 09-15-2007 05:44:24

Hi CC;

I agree with what you are sayin'. The world today is going to hell in a handbasket..... ..and fast!!!!!

Man, am I on a rant, this morn., or what????

BTW: You still have not changed your web site, like you mentioned you were thinkin'. That dam thing times out more than I change my socks!!! LMBAO!!!!

Gary

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GB in MT.

09-15-2007 06:08:15

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Re: OT; To guess and get paid for it in reply to GB in MT., 09-15-2007 05:53:46

And , speaking of dirty socks..... ... I heard that if your feet smell, and your nose runs, you probably are build upside down!!!!
COULD this be true?..... or is it just another TREE HUGGER rumer ?

Gary

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