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OT: To all my friends who have lived 'up north'!

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Dan in CO

05-12-2008 18:27:58

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10 finkers

Ole vas vorking at the fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen he accidentally cut off all ten of his finkers. He vent to da emergency room in the Clinik and vhen he got dar da Norsky doctor looked at Ole and said, 'Let's have da finkers and I'll see vhat I can do.'

Ole said, 'I haven't got da finkers.'

'Vhat do you mean, you hafen't got da finkers?' he said. 'Lord-it's 2008 and Ive's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could hafe put dem back on and made you like new! Vhy didn't you brink da finkers?'

Ole says..... ..'How d a fock vas I suppose to pick dem up?

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Dan in CO

05-13-2008 12:59:27

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Re: OT: To all my friends who have lived 'up north'! in reply to Dan in CO, 05-12-2008 18:27:58

How bout:

Ole goes back to Sweden to visit Sven, his cousin. Sven asks vat is dis merican football all bout?

Vell Sven, I don�t know much bout dat dare feetsball in merica, but vut happens is dees guys huddle up all sneaky like den day line up looking at each udder. vun guy comes up, bends down, sniffs nudder guys arse, and dat starts one ell of a fight.

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Paul in MN

05-13-2008 13:16:52

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Re: OT: To all my friends who have lived 'up north'! in reply to Dan in CO, 05-13-2008 12:59:27

Hey Dan,

I laughed harder at this one than the "finkers" one. Thanks for 2 good laughs.

Thanks for not being too hard on poor Sven. His elevator may not go to the top floor, but it goes a few stories higher than Ole's.

I was named in honor of my mother's brother, Sven, as my middle name. Not many people here in MinneSotta even understand that. Even he doesn't use his first name, but tells everyone his name is "Andy". LOL!!

Good Day!

Paul in MN

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Dan in CO

05-13-2008 12:25:57

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Re: OT: To all my friends who have lived 'up north'! in reply to Bill(NC), 05-12-2008 18:27:58

Colin King said: (quoted from post at 14:02:51 05/13/08) ROTFL

Colin

Colin:

You were the one this was aimed at, Ole & Lena jokes originated in Minnesota & I thought you would appreciate this one.

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Colin King

05-13-2008 12:47:08

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Re: OT: To all my friends who have lived 'up north'! in reply to Dan in CO, 05-13-2008 12:25:57

Thanks, Dan. My Grandfather was very fond of Ole and Lena.

Did you ever hear about Ole and Sven being to lazy to dig a new outhouse hole?

Lena decides that the old hole is just fine, and all it needs is a stick of dynamite.

Colin

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Colin King

05-13-2008 12:02:51

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Re: OT: To all my friends who have lived 'up north'! in reply to Dan in CO, 05-12-2008 18:27:58

ROTFL

Colin

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Dan in CO

05-13-2008 07:57:09

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Re: OT: To all my friends who have lived 'up north'! in reply to Dan in CO, 05-12-2008 18:27:58

Art:

That would be great. I plan to travel to Montana in August to see Gary and to Minnesota in October for a retirement party. Other than that I should be around.

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ShowMeGuy

05-13-2008 09:02:01

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Re: OT: To all my friends who have lived 'up north'! in reply to Dan in CO, 05-13-2008 07:57:09

I'm heading up to Butte, MT for some big hole fishing end of the month for 10 days. Should be fun.. Hopefully I won't be cuttin of my finkers!.
ShowMeGuy

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Art in Cortez,CO

05-13-2008 06:50:20

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Re: OT: To all my friends who have lived 'up north'! in reply to Dan in CO, 05-12-2008 18:27:58

Dan,
As a part time North Dakotan I can sure identify with this one.

By the way, I picked up my new TD in Salida in early April and I'm continuing to get acquainted with it. Sure is fun to drive. It is entered in the Cortez Crusin' car show on Memorial Day weekend.

The 8N is running fine and I've been using it to move some dirt around and to clean up some slash piles on the property.

I'll try to look you you up one of these days when we are coming through Denver on one of our migrations.

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GB in MT.

05-12-2008 19:55:46

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Re: OT: To all my friends who have lived 'up north'! in reply to Dan in CO, 05-12-2008 18:27:58

Dan;

I was just thinking about this, and thought I'd better tell ya....My lawn mower has the controls on the handles. Keep yer hands in your pockets, until ya get ready to leave here, when ya come up for your visit in August!!!!! I mean,.....how could ya control a lawn mower without finkers.!!!!????? LOL

Gary :roll:

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kozz

05-12-2008 19:38:42

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Re: OT: To all my friends who have lived 'up north'! in reply to Dan in CO, 05-12-2008 18:27:58

Dan, Best laught I have had tonight ,, great

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Jerry/MT

05-12-2008 19:03:58

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Re: OT: To all my friends who have lived 'up north'! in reply to Dan in CO, 05-12-2008 18:27:58

I"ll have to remember that one and tell it to my Norske friends!

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GB in MT.

05-12-2008 19:02:18

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Re: OT: To all my friends who have lived 'up north'! in reply to Dan in CO, 05-12-2008 18:27:58

OH boy!!!!... I'm with Dunk. AND.....I think ole is a pretty smart guy...How would ya pick DEM up???

LMAO

Gary :lol:

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Bob Harvey

05-12-2008 18:52:27

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Re: OT: To all my friends who have lived 'up north'! in reply to Dan in CO, 05-12-2008 18:27:58

Eye tot 'up north' was freakin' Alaska, or at least Saskatchewan ! grin....ya'll suthern boys!

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Dunk

05-12-2008 18:40:35

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Re: OT: To all my friends who have lived 'up north'! in reply to Dan in CO, 05-12-2008 18:27:58

This GA boy can read that just fine....

LMAO!!

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