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Dunk

05-14-2008 12:53:11




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(Tune of Steppin Wolf, Mama Told Me Not To Come)

Oil sheen on your water, rust in your gasoline,

What's all these crazy questions they are asking me?

This is the greasiest tractor that could ever be.

Don’t turn on the lights, ‘cause smoke, I don’t want to see.

Mama told me not to farm

Mama told me not to farm

That ain't the way to have fun, no

Open up that throttle

Blow some air upon my face

I think I'm almost chokin'

From the smell of stale exhaust

And that bushhog you're pullin

'Bout scared me half to death

Open up the throttle, sucker

Let me catch my breath

Mama told me not to farm

Mama told me not to farm

She said, that ain't the way to have fun, son

That ain't the way to have fun

The manifold is blastin'

Rods are knocking even more

I'm lookin' at my PTO

It’s slinging grass, more, and more

Seen so many things

I ain't never seen before

Don't know what it is

But I wanna see some more
Mama told me, mama told me,
mama told me Told me, told me

That ain't no way to have fun, whoah, yeah yeah

Mama told me not to farm

Mama, mama, mama told me

That ain't no way to have fun

That ain't the way to have fun, no

That ain't the way to have fun, son

That ain't the way to have fun, no

That ain't the way to have fun, son

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Dunk

05-14-2008 19:10:41




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 Re: Bored? in reply to Dunk, 05-14-2008 12:53:11  
I betcha you can't find Waylon Jennings - Clyde, I know I can't!!



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Sean (TX)

05-14-2008 19:14:33




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 Re: Bored? in reply to Dunk, 05-14-2008 19:10:41  
No luck finding it...Try this Audio/Video clip:Dukes of Hazzard Theme



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Sean (TX)

05-14-2008 19:16:13




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 Re: Bored? in reply to Sean (TX), 05-14-2008 19:14:33  
waylon jennings- Luckenbach,Texas Audio/Video clip:waylon jennings Luckenbach Texas

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Sean (TX)

05-14-2008 19:04:57




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 Re: Bored? in reply to Dunk, 05-14-2008 12:53:11  
Mama Told Me Not To Come Audio/Video clip:Mama Told Me Not To Come



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Dan in CO

05-14-2008 18:49:16




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 Re: Hobo Jr git'n his clock cleaned in reply to Dunk, 05-14-2008 12:53:11  
I don't care what you call it. As long as it doesn't involve dancing first.

That's like my Babtist relatives. They have prohibited carnal relations in the upright position. It might lead to dancing.



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Dunk

05-14-2008 18:40:28




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 Re: Hobo Jr git'n his clock cleaned in reply to Dunk, 05-14-2008 12:53:11  
DATING IN 1957

It's the summer of 1957 and Harold goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue.

Harold's a pretty hip guy with his own car and a duck tail hairdo. When he goes to the front door, Peggy Sue's mother answers and invites him in. 'Peggy Sue's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?' she says.

That's cool. Peggy Sue's mother asks Harold what they're planning to do.

Harold replies politely that they will probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive in movie.

Peggy Sue's mother responds, 'Why don't you kids go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it.'

Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Harold and he says 'Wha...aaat?'

'Yeah,' says Peggy Sue's mother, 'We know Peggy Sue really likes to screw; why, she'd screw all night if we let her!'

Harold's eyes light up and he smiles from ear to ear. Immediately, he has revised the plans for the evening.

A few minutes later, Peggy Sue comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt with Her saddle shoes, and announces that she's ready to go.

Almost breathless with anticipation, Harold escorts his date out the front door while Mom is saying, 'Have a good Evening kids,' with a small wink for Harold.

About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Peggy Sue rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her and screams at her mother: 'Dammit, Mom! The Twist! The Twist! It's called The Twist!'

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Dell (WA)

05-14-2008 19:28:32




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 Re: Hobo Jr git'n his clock cleaned in reply to Dunk, 05-14-2008 18:40:28  
The Twist..... ya bettcha Mom..... ....giggle Dell



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Dunk

05-14-2008 15:44:35




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 Re: Bored? in reply to Dunk, 05-14-2008 12:53:11  
Waylon Jennings - Clyde
Whoop, Whoop

Clyde plays electric bass,

Plays it with finese and grace

Set on a porch, ain't got no shoes

Pickin' the bass and singin' the blues

Misery loves company,

This ole dog sings harmony,

Tamborine tied to his tail,

You can hear him moan, you can hear him wail,

Yeah

Whew

Jody baby, she got a dollar,

Down the road,you can hear her holler,

Git up Clyde, we got things to do,

That ole dog can sing the blues,

He don't move, he don't flinch

Clyde, he don't move an inch,

Set on a porch, ain't got no shoes,

Pickin' the bass and singin' the blues

Whoop Whoop

Clyde plays electric bass,

Played it with finese and grace

Set on a porch, ain't got no shoes

Pickin' the bass and singin' the blues

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LeeMo

05-14-2008 13:51:17




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 Re: Bored? in reply to Dunk, 05-14-2008 12:53:11  
Funny stuff, Dunk!! Thanks for the chuckle!



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Dunk

05-14-2008 13:49:59




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 Re: Bored? in reply to Jack Armstrong, 05-14-2008 12:53:11  

Ernie LI said: (quoted from post at 17:39:54 05/14/08) Hey Dunk,

Awesomely funny. I really enjoyed that. Love the music from that
time period.

(BTW, it's actually Three Dog Night.)


And we have a winner!!!

You are right!!!

I have the day off with pay though.
:lol:


third party image

I got some plowing done, got some planting done, now chillin...

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Sean (TX)

05-14-2008 13:46:28




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 Re: Bored? in reply to teddy52food, 05-14-2008 12:53:11  
Link



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LeeMo

05-14-2008 13:50:06




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 Re: Bored? in reply to Sean (TX), 05-14-2008 13:46:28  
I knew Eric Burdon had recorded it but didn't know it was before Three Dog Night and I had no idea it was a Randy Newman song. Thanks for the link to that.



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Ernie LI

05-14-2008 13:39:54




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 Re: Bored? in reply to Dunk, 05-14-2008 12:53:11  
Hey Dunk,
Awesomely funny. I really enjoyed that. Love the music from that time period.
(BTW, it's actually Three Dog Night.)



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jon

05-14-2008 13:25:03




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 Re: Hobo Jr git'n his clock cleaned in reply to Dunk, 05-14-2008 12:53:11  
Was that some of your younguns playing?



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Hobo,NC

05-14-2008 17:44:43




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 Re: Hobo Jr git'n his clock cleaned in reply to jon, 05-14-2008 13:25:03  
10-4



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Hobo,NC

05-14-2008 13:14:13




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 Hobo Jr git'n his clock cleaned in reply to Dunk, 05-14-2008 12:53:11  
OK my first try at a V-D-O

http://www.wral.com/sports/video/2878467/



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tatanka

05-14-2008 13:09:19




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 Re: Bored? in reply to Dunk, 05-14-2008 12:53:11  
wish there was a video of that



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