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lonzo

11-08-2006 16:51:30




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if a 5 gallon bucket is too tall just cut off the top part at the bottom of last rib below the bale and then stick the bottom half back threw the top half that you just cut off, you now have a short 5 gallon bucket that holds 3 gallon




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Dan in Ore

11-09-2006 06:01:31




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 Re: short buckets in reply to lonzo, 11-08-2006 16:51:30  
I'm still lost at the 5 gallon bucket that only holds 3 gallons. You must be selling those to the local bulk plant where I get my oil and kerosene.



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Bob

11-08-2006 22:08:31




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 A better invention than mine? in reply to lonzo, 11-08-2006 16:51:30  

I went to the Patent Office trying to register some of my inventions. I went up to the main desk to sign in and, the lady at the desk had a form that had to be filled out.

She wrote down my personal info and then asked me what I had invented.

I said, "A folding bottle."

She said, "Okay, what do you call it?"

"A Fottle."

"What else do you have?"

"A folding carton."

"What do you call it?"

"A Farton."

She sniggered and said, "Those are silly names for products and one of them sounds kind of crude."

I was so upset by her comment that I grabbed the form and left the office without even telling her about my folding bucket.

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duffle

11-10-2006 11:04:38




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 Re: A better invention than mine? in reply to Bob, 11-08-2006 22:08:31  
maybe some people like this kind of humor but really, its probably best left on the comedy channel.



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Stan in Oly, WA

11-10-2006 12:54:06




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 Re: A better invention than mine? in reply to duffle, 11-10-2006 11:04:38  
Hi duffle,

In spite of the fact that I'm one of the contributors/promoters of what I've noticed lately is becoming a lower standard of decorum on this site, I agree with you. As a matter of fact, yesterday I decided that I should apologize for my part in lowering the standards and suggest that we make an effort to get back to the more refined, less raunchy level of discourse that this site has enjoyed for a long time.

I think I will bring it up as a separate issue later today if I get a chance because this particular string is about played out and I wouldn't expect many readers to notice anything that is newly posted in it now.

Thanks for bringing it up.

All the best, Stan

P.S. Just to be fair about it, if the humor at the beginning of this string would be better left to the comedy channel, the humor at the end would be better left to the Hee Haw channel, or the All Corn Network.

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135 fan

11-10-2006 17:24:42




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 Re: A better invention than mine? in reply to Stan in Oly, WA, 11-10-2006 12:54:06  
I'm guilty as well but something funny never hurt . Laughter is supposed to be the best medicine after all. If you just beat your thumb with a hammer, reading something funny that someone else did might make you feel better. Besides, a lot of posts on here seem to be very serious in nature and you read them and wonder if the person is kidding or not. Some of the things people want to do or can't figure out are so bizarre, they make you shake your head. Most posts are very informative so I don't think a few funnies is all that bad. Dave

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Stan in Oly, WA

11-10-2006 20:49:55




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 Re: A better invention than mine? in reply to 135 fan, 11-10-2006 17:24:42  
Hi Dave,

I'm not talking about funny, I'm talking about vulgar. If a folding bottle is a fottle, and a folding carton is a farton, then you can easily figure out what a folding bucket is. I thought Bob's joke was clever, too. That's not really the point. What I'm talking about is that I've noticed a recent increase in what I would call R rated, and sometimes hard R rated material on this site. I think their would be some benefits in asking for a voluntary moratorium on swearing, cursing, obscenity, vulgarity, and profanity. I know that there is a filter to prohibit some words, but does anyone not know what someone means when they write a$$h*les or describe someone as being full of sh!t?

I'm not sensitive about words. There are endless ways someone can offend me by what they say, but there are no words (or very few) that can offend me without being in some context. My contention is not that foul language is offensive, but that it is disrespectful. Self restraint and civility are, in my opinion, indications of maturity and intellectual development. Besides, a clean site is a happy site.

All the best, Stan

P.S. I'm going to try the welding experiment you suggested (horizontal fillets on T-joints with 7018, followed by some v-ups) to test slag removal, hopefully tomorrow morning. I'll post my findings.

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Hal/WA

11-09-2006 17:28:23




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 Re: A better invention than mine? in reply to Bob, 11-08-2006 22:08:31  
I walked right into that one!!! Thanks, I will pass it on.



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Dachshund

11-09-2006 05:26:10




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 Re: A better invention than mine? in reply to Bob, 11-08-2006 22:08:31  
ARRGH! LMAO!



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135 Fan

11-09-2006 00:52:00




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 Re: A better invention than mine? in reply to Bob, 11-08-2006 22:08:31  
There was a man from Nantucket who needed a shorter bucket... Fill in the rest.



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Stan in Oly, WA

11-09-2006 08:04:03




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 Re: A better invention than mine? in reply to 135 Fan, 11-09-2006 00:52:00  
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who carried his wife in a bucket
When she put on some weight
He thought, "Soon at this rate,
This won't work anymore but, hey, [Bob's third invention]!"



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Bill WI

11-08-2006 17:14:37




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 Re: short buckets in reply to lonzo, 11-08-2006 16:51:30  
You lost me, why do you want a 5 gal bucket that only holds 3 gal? Why not stop filling sooner. I always try and put 6 gals in the 5 gal bucket.lol I may have missed something.



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Lil-Farmer

11-08-2006 17:36:24




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 Re: short buckets in reply to Bill WI , 11-08-2006 17:14:37  
I think he means if your 5 gal bucket is too tall to get under what ever you want to drain, you can cut it as described, put it back through itself and still have a bucket with a stiff top and a bail to carry it with, although it will now only hold 3 gallons.



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Bill WI

11-08-2006 17:58:10




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 Re: short buckets in reply to Lil-Farmer, 11-08-2006 17:36:24  
Good answer, Thanks.



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Ron in Nebr

11-08-2006 18:19:55




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 Re: short buckets in reply to Bill WI , 11-08-2006 17:58:10  
And if you perform this modification on two buckets, you'll have just the right capacity for that 6 gallons that you couldn't fit in your 5 gallon bucket :)



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JoeK(WI)

11-08-2006 18:33:29




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 Re: short buckets in reply to Ron in Nebr, 11-08-2006 18:19:55  
Short ones make good drain pans,dog dishes,plant starters,chicken feeders etc,etc,etc.With due care and a wood spacer a tablesaw with a plywood blade will eat em up.BE CAREFUL!



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Ozlander

11-08-2006 21:12:21




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 Re: short buckets in reply to JoeK(WI), 11-08-2006 18:33:29  
I"ve never seen a plywood blade. All of mine are made out of steel.

Ozander



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Brian G. NY

11-09-2006 05:54:57




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 Re: short buckets in reply to Ozlander, 11-08-2006 21:12:21  
I think Home Depot sells both "plywood" blades and "wood" stoves.



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RustyFarmall

11-09-2006 06:03:51




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 Re: short buckets in reply to Brian G. NY, 11-09-2006 05:54:57  
But do they sell "corn" stoves?



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Larry in CO

11-09-2006 18:30:52




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 Re: short buckets in reply to RustyFarmall, 11-09-2006 06:03:51  
I don"t know about the "corn" stoves, but they do sell "chicken" wire.



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