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So you ether use water sprinklers or tolerate the dust. Still beats living in parts of Texas, where a tree won't grow, and the rattle snakes walk on stilts to keep out of the hot sand. Some more on Bush below. xxons best employees resune! > RESUME > George W. Bush > The White House, USA > >EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE > LAW ENFORCEMENT: I was arrested in Kennebunkport, > Maine in 1976 for driving under the influence of > alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my > driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas > driving record has been "lost" and is not available. > MILITARY: I joined the Texas Air National Guard and > went AWOL. I refused to take a drug test or answer any > questions about my drug use. By joining the Texas Air > National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in > Vietnam. > COLLEGE: I graduated from Yale University. I was a > cheerleader. > PAST WORK EXPERIENCE: > I ran for U.S. Congress and lost. > I began my career in the oil business in Midland, > Texas in 1975. I bought an oil company, but couldn't > find any oil in Texas. The company went bankrupt > shortly after I sold all my stock. > I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a > sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money. > With the help of my father and our right-wing friends > in the oil industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I > was elected Governor of Texas. > ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR: > I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil > companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the > Union. > During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the > most smog-ridden city in America. > I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the > tune of billions in borrowed money. > I set the record for the most executions by any > Governor in American history. > With the help of my brother, the Governor of Florida, > and my father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I > became President after losing by over 500,000 votes. > ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT: > I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing > cost of over one billion dollars per week. > I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted > the U.S. Treasury. I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit > in U.S. history. > I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies > filed in any 12-month period. > I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the > history of the U.S. stock market. > I am the first p resident in U.S. history to enter > office with a criminal record. > I set the the all-time record for most days on > vacation in any one year period. > After taking-off the entire month of August, I > presided over the worst security failure in > U.S.history. > I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical > Bunker Buster," a WMD. > In my State Of The Union Address, I lied about our > reasons for attacking Iraq, then blamed the lies on > our British friends. > I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips > by a U.S. president. > I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a > 12-month period. > I appointed more convicted criminals to administration > than any president in U.S. history. > I set the record for least amount of press conferences > than any president since the advent of television. > I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. > history and refused to intervene when corruption > involving the oil industry was revealed. > I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. > history. > I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and > support a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops > and their families -- in war time. > I have set the all-time record for most people > worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public > venues (15 million people) shattering the record for > protest against any person in the history of mankind. > I've broken more international treaties than any > president in U.S. history. > I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the > richest of any administration in U.S. history. My > "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron > oil tanker named after her. > I am the first president in U.S. history to order an > unprovoked, pre-emptive attack and the military > occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against the > will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S. > citizens, and the world community. > I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the > largest bureaucracy in the history of the United > States government . > > I am the first president in U.S. history to have the > United Nations remove the U.S . from the Human Rights > Commission. > I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law. > I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. prisoners > of war (detainees) and thereby have refused to abide > by the Geneva Convention. > I am the first president in history to refuse United > Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. > election). > I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for > receiving the most corporate campaign donations. > My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of > my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the > largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. history. My > political party used the Enron private jets and > corporate attorneys to assure my success with the U.S. > Supreme Court during my electi on decision. I have > protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against > investigation or prosecution. More time and money was > spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than > has been spent investigating one of the biggest > corporate ripoffs in history. > I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the > World Trade Center attacks and less than a year later > made the U.S. the most hated country in the world, the > largest failure of diplomacy in world history. > I am first president in history to have a majority of > Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest > threat to world peace and security. > I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals > to be awarded government contracts. > I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring > Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein to justice. > RECORDS AND REFERENCES: > All records of my tenure as Governor of Texas are now > in my father's library, sealed, and unavailable for > public view. > All records of SEC investigations into my insider > trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed in > secrecy and unavailable for public view. All records or minutes >from meetings that I, or my > Vice-President, attended regarding public energy policy are >sealed in secrecy and unavailable for > public review. > Please consider my experience when voting in 2004. If you enjoyed this post, Help support this website by becoming a [Voluntary Subscriber]just click on the link at the bottom of the page. Yours truly, goofus fr LA (lower Al. down home)
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