Ya've got it all wrong. Are supposed to show the crack according to MTV, or so I'm figuring out. Tonight ran into town to fuel up before hittin the interstate back to Illinois. There was a youngster on a cellphone talking some MTV gibirish with his pants belted tightly around his legs BELOW his entire rearend with about ten inches of boxers showing, in a rural farm town. One hand on the cell, the other kind've holding his pants up, sort've. I was nice, I was nice, I was nice. I didn't say a word because it was Sunday night, and I was about to hit the interstate. Aint kids got no parents anymore? Do ya suppose he wears them like that in front of Mom, Dad, brother, sister, and the grand parents? I'm hopin that he was just passing through town because I don't want him showing me or my family that again, especially if I don't ask him to, which I wouldn't. I am just totally un-cool, I guess. Thought I was, guess I aint. "Bling-bling"? I don't know what that is, don't want to know, and hope it aint bad, but he said that too. Blood pressure's raisin', it's bedtime, aint gonna be able to sleep. Beep, beep, beep, beep - don't get me goin'. Mark BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP...BEBEBEBEBEBE...
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