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supergrumpy

10-13-2005 09:14:46

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A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving.

Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?"

"Terrorists kidnapped President Bush and are asking for a $10 million ransom otherwise they are going to douse him with gasoline and set him on fire. We are going from car to car to take up a collection."

The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving on average?"

"About a gallon."

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dr.sportster

10-14-2005 13:50:40

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Re: as OT as it gets in reply to supergrumpy, 10-13-2005 09:14:46

The gas joke is pretty bad.Something about Bush on tv making a commercial for the war using a bunch of captains to field pre-practiced questions and who gets the mike etc.Pretty lame propaganda if you ask me.Most Americans now feel his time in has been pretty lame.

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Blue guy from a red state

10-13-2005 19:22:29

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Here is another one in reply to supergrumpy, 10-13-2005 09:14:46

George Bush, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld are flying on Air Force One. Bush turns to Cheney and says, chuckling,"You know, I could throw a $1000 bill out the window right know and make someone very happy."

Cheney shrugs and replies, "Well, I could throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten people happy."

Not to be outdone, Rumsfeld says, "Well I could throw a hundred $10 bills out the window and make a hundred people happy."

The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "Such arrogant asses back there. Hell I could throw them all out the window and make millions of people happy."

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j cook (iowa)

10-14-2005 07:14:02

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Re: Here is another one in reply to Blue guy from a red state, 10-13-2005 19:22:29

That one was told NINE YEARS ago, and OFTEN! The names were different though. Come to think of it, Monica wasn't offering free money either!

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Blue guy from a red state

10-15-2005 04:55:03

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Re: Here is another one in reply to j cook (iowa), 10-14-2005 07:14:02

Well, I had another joke about G.W., Bill, Monica, and some others. But it got zapped. Maybe you could post the next one.:)

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wdtom

10-13-2005 17:42:28

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Re: as OT as it gets in reply to supergrumpy, 10-13-2005 09:14:46

Well I was/am a Bush person. Iwill admit that he hasn't delevered the way I had hoped/expected lately. However, I MUCH PREFER HIM TO KERRY. No comparison here. I don't want to even think about hilery.

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ed in mo

10-13-2005 18:55:37

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Re: as OT as it gets in reply to wdtom, 10-13-2005 17:42:28

that just aint right!

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tlak

10-13-2005 17:24:57

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Re: as OT as it gets in reply to supergrumpy, 10-13-2005 09:14:46

When Bush was first running/elected this board was ready to fight if something bad was said about Bush. Now that we"re into the second term and everything is screwed up from the economy to disasters to the hundreds killed in Iraq monthly, there is a luke warm defense of him. There are the few die hards that defend him completely.I guess they think somebody is waiting at their door to take their pickup and guns.

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Blue guy from a red state

10-13-2005 20:36:26

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Re: as OT as it gets in reply to jfp, 10-13-2005 20:27:32

Bush is conservative? HA

If he doesn't do better than he is now, it might just be a cake walk for the former first lady.

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Tim Shultz

10-13-2005 18:55:30

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Re: as OT as it gets in reply to gcs, 10-13-2005 15:36:55

I'd give a full tank for her and kerry...
I swear if that lady gets voted in I am going to Canida
Tim

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Tim Shultz

10-13-2005 11:54:40

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Re: as OT as it gets in reply to supergrumpy, 10-13-2005 09:14:46

you guys need to stop knocking bush...
he won fair and square...
get over it...
anything goes wrong he gets blamed..
next they are going to blame him for making the people in the south over weight..
just my .02 Tim Shultz

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AZ JackMc

10-13-2005 19:50:36

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Re: as OT as it gets in reply to Tim Shultz, 10-13-2005 11:54:40

I am not real sure about the fair and square.

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jfp

10-13-2005 10:45:15

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Re: as OT as it gets in reply to huntingreen, 10-13-2005 10:09:49

Yeah!

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jfp

10-13-2005 10:07:41

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Re: as OT as it gets in reply to supergrumpy, 10-13-2005 09:14:46

Hey, just be glad you are not the president; cause then you'd be taking the blame for everything that goes wrong. Some people just got to sneeze and blame on it somebody. I think the entire Congress is to blame, both parties. No harm intended, but sit back and take a good look.

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Blue guy from a red state

10-13-2005 19:36:39

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Re: as OT as it gets in reply to jfp , 10-13-2005 10:07:41

The blame lies on the 51% of the country that voted him in. Just sit back and enjoy the ride. He has still got plenty of time to make it worse, uhh I mean better.

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jfp

10-13-2005 20:03:00

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Re: as OT as it gets in reply to Blue guy from a red state, 10-13-2005 19:36:39

Now I know a little more about YT.

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37 chief

10-13-2005 09:54:36

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Re: as OT as it gets in reply to supergrumpy, 10-13-2005 09:14:46

That's not very nice.

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10-13-2005 09:19:05

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Re: as OT as it gets in reply to supergrumpy, 10-13-2005 09:14:46

He ain't worth wasting a gallon on, at the price, all I can afford is a quart. Don't even know if he is worth that much. :>)

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wayne2

10-13-2005 17:24:46

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Re: as OT as it gets in reply to JT, 10-13-2005 09:19:05

Sure ain't no FRANKLIN ROOSEVELT ! ! !

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