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OD: Tractor Poetry for Spector

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SDdreamer

12-29-2005 15:44:07




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I've had this in my pocket for the past few days. Didn't want it to go to waste.

"Why Tractors don't talk!"

Oh' wouldn't it be swell if old tractors could tell...
you when they ailed, weeks before they up and failed.

If when they got the belly ache, they took the time to take...
us to the side, and trusted you with sweet confide.

When a simple elixir might be the ideal fixer...
rather than chaining her down, for a trip into town. But alas, such a scheme will remain only a dream...
for tractors are Ladies, and their secrets can send you to Hades!

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Jrry

12-30-2005 08:55:48




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 Re: OD: Tractor Poetry for Spector in reply to SDdreamer, 12-29-2005 15:44:07  
RFDTV has a show called "talkin tractors" but I don't know if they are telling secrets. later, Jerry



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Nebraska Cowman

12-29-2005 16:10:40




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 Re: OD: Tractor Poetry for Spector in reply to SDdreamer, 12-29-2005 15:44:07  
Well that's a nice poem but sorry SD, all my tractors are guys and they do whisper secrets to me.



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