Well... I had yet to send out the greasy piston and liner that I had promised to send to a memeber of this board. So today, I dug around and found a box. Then I had an idea. I picked one of the pink lacy boxes the missus gets her shipments in. I stuck the greasy rusty piston and sleeve in the box and taped it up. I went to the computer and printed up a label. It stated it was from the Intimate Partners Network, Swingers, LTD. It also stated it was for the recipient's eyes only, and "Use with Caution". I then got out some of the missus's perfume and... thats when she caught me.
She seemed to think that this would cause the recipient some marital discord. I thought it was absolutely hilarious. She did not agree with my humerous assessment and told me so under no uncertain terms. So Stan, if ya read this, your piston is on it's way in a plain white box. Might smell like perfume, though. Let's go Mountaineers, Aaron
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