TRACTOR PARTS Allis Chalmers Case & David Brown Farmall & International Ferguson Ford & New Holland John Deere Massey Ferguson Massey Harris Minneapolis Moline Oliver & Cockshutt Kubota / Yanmar

TRACTOR MANUALS

Allis Chalmers	Case	Farmall IH	Ford 8N,9N,2N	Ford
Ferguson	John Deere	Massey Ferguson	Minn. Moline	Oliver

Tractor Talk Discussion Forum

VALENTINES AND MAD WIFE

Welcome Guest, Log in or Register

Author

HELP THE CRAZY

02-08-2007 12:22:40

Report to Moderator

VALENTINES DAY IS NEAR, WIFE IS MAD, I'M NOT AFFECTIONANT ENOUGH, WHAT TO DO WHAT TO DO?

[Log in to Reply] [No Email]

Dave So

02-08-2007 19:32:22

Report to Moderator

Re: VALENTINES AND MAD WIFE in reply to HELP THE CRAZY MAN, 02-08-2007 12:22:40

Do whatever you want and just plan on being wrong

[Log in to Reply] [No Email]

Ryan - WI

02-08-2007 19:19:22

Report to Moderator

Re: VALENTINES AND MAD WIFE in reply to HELP THE CRAZY MAN, 02-08-2007 12:22:40

My wife says:

She wants you to be more affectionate. She doesn't want stuff. She wants you to be nice to her. Give her a backrub, thank her for stuff, pick up your own damn underwear off the floor. That says I love you. A new car or jewelry just says I'm too lazy to earn your love so I hope I can buy it instead.

[Log in to Reply] [No Email]

Astounded

02-10-2007 07:13:14

Report to Moderator

Re: VALENTINES AND MAD WIFE in reply to Ryan - WI, 02-08-2007 19:19:22

I gotta wonder..... how in the *ell some of you guys found someone stupid enough to marry you in the first place. Have you ever wondered how different your lives might be without someone to love and that loves you??? Sure they bitc* and complain sometimes.....but if you look at some of these posts they have plenty of reason.

[Log in to Reply] [No Email]

mike a. tenn.

02-10-2007 07:20:40

Report to Moderator

Re: VALENTINES AND MAD WIFE in reply to Astounded, 02-10-2007 07:13:14

yep...and what you say fits turned the other way around sometimes too. the girl i'm married to now is a wonderful dream compared to the nightmare i finaly woke up from. i'll introduce you to my ex if you wanna find out what i'm talking about...??? second thought...no i won't, wouldn't do that to my worst enemy. just saying there's good and bad on both sides of the fence that's all.

-mike

[Log in to Reply] [No Email]

Bob

02-08-2007 17:39:22

Report to Moderator

Re: VALENTINES AND MAD WIFE in reply to HELP THE CRAZY MAN, 02-08-2007 12:22:40

It shouldn't be TOO tough to be affectionate enough that she will soon get sick of it, and want you out of her sight for a while, and you can resume doing whatever it is you REALLY like to do.

Always works for me, at least!

[Log in to Reply] [No Email]

Walt Davies

02-08-2007 17:07:55

Report to Moderator

Re: VALENTINES AND MAD WIFE in reply to HELP THE CRAZY MAN, 02-08-2007 12:22:40

Take her out to a real nice dinner believe it or not they love Sea Food try McGraff's or Red Lobster. Spend a lot and get her the best they have.
Make sure you dress up though they hate it when you show up in overalls and baseball cap.
I went to McGraff's last year spent near $100 and gave her a $3000 dollar red coral necklass. Be surprised how that settles them down.
Walt

[Log in to Reply] [No Email]

gold-leaf-deere

02-08-2007 16:41:49

Report to Moderator

Re: VALENTINES AND MAD WIFE in reply to HELP THE CRAZY MAN, 02-08-2007 12:22:40

in 2001 , On V day I was passing a Chrysler dealer's lot and there sat a P T Cruiser, naturally red, I bought it for her, She loves it, I hate the durn thing, 6 years and 31,000 miles later, she still brags to her buddy's the Valentine gift that Charlie got for her.

[Log in to Reply] [No Email]

1936

02-08-2007 16:52:42

Report to Moderator

Re: VALENTINES AND MAD WIFE in reply to gold-leaf-deere, 02-08-2007 16:41:49

Little woman wanted something in the drive way that would go from zero to 150 in under 6 seconds cause he missed V day. Looked out he next day and saw a gift wraped box. Took it in side and looked in and saw a bath room scale. Haven't seen the husband for several days.

[Log in to Reply] [No Email]

John M

02-08-2007 16:35:05

Report to Moderator

Re: VALENTINES AND MAD WIFE in reply to HELP THE CRAZY MAN, 02-08-2007 12:22:40

We tried to tell you the other day what to do!

[Log in to Reply] [No Email]

Bill(Wis)

02-08-2007 16:19:29

Report to Moderator

Re: VALENTINES AND MAD WIFE in reply to HELP THE CRAZY MAN, 02-08-2007 12:22:40

I'm clueless. I do, however, give my wife a new broom every Halloween. Just a thought.

[Log in to Reply] [No Email]

Forist Mclain north west

02-08-2007 16:18:02

Report to Moderator

Re: VALENTINES AND MAD WIFE in reply to HELP THE CRAZY MAN, 02-08-2007 12:22:40

Buy her some slippers and a dildo.....
if she dont like the slippers she can go f#@% her self!~

[Log in to Reply] [No Email]

kyhayman

02-08-2007 16:07:03

Report to Moderator

Re: VALENTINES AND MAD WIFE in reply to HELP THE CRAZY MAN, 02-08-2007 12:22:40

Ummm, hmmm..... .... Ummm..... ....

My first thought was to tell her "Oh really, my girlfriend doesnt complain a bit, then duck.." but that was totally off the cuff advice. My second thought was hmmmm, I have not a clue.

Probably explains why I'm headed out to eat again tonight, and dining alone.

Seems that when it rains, it pours, and when it dont, its a drought.

[Log in to Reply] [No Email]

Hard Knocks

02-08-2007 15:29:17

Report to Moderator

Re: VALENTINES AND MAD WIFE in reply to HELP THE CRAZY MAN, 02-08-2007 12:22:40

Get her a 2nd cow to milk and a couple hundered laying hens to tend to sounds like she needs something to help her pass the day.Remember "Idle hands are the devil's workshop"

[Log in to Reply] [No Email]

snuggle guy

02-08-2007 14:30:48

Report to Moderator

Re: VALENTINES AND MAD WIFE in reply to HELP THE CRAZY MAN, 02-08-2007 12:22:40

Tell yer wife that she is lucky to have great guy like you and she should get on her knees and take care of business.

[Log in to Reply] [No Email]

Mike Veen

02-08-2007 14:26:48

Report to Moderator

Re: VALENTINES AND MAD WIFE in reply to HELP THE CRAZY MAN, 02-08-2007 12:22:40

Maybe try and find a nice place to sleep under the stairs.

[Log in to Reply] [No Email]

Everything I know about w

02-08-2007 13:58:05

Report to Moderator

Re: VALENTINES AND MAD WIFE in reply to HELP THE CRAZY MAN, 02-08-2007 12:22:40

[Log in to Reply] [No Email]

glennster

02-08-2007 13:33:55

Report to Moderator

Re: VALENTINES AND MAD WIFE in reply to HELP THE CRAZY MAN, 02-08-2007 12:22:40

get her a gift cretificate for a day spa, she can go get her nails done, hair do, massage. gets em out of the house for the whole day so you can go out and work in the shop!!!!! !!!!! !!!!! !!!!1

[Log in to Reply] [No Email]

Case Lady

02-08-2007 13:29:32

Report to Moderator

Re: VALENTINES AND MAD WIFE in reply to HELP THE CRAZY MAN, 02-08-2007 12:22:40

Do you live close to a Victoria's Secret or a Bath and Body Works place? A gift card to one of those places with a "honey, I want you to pick out something nice and I didn't know exactly what color you wanted" explanations might help out.

[Log in to Reply] [No Email]

K Shelby

02-08-2007 13:08:14

Report to Moderator

Re: VALENTINES AND MAD WIFE in reply to HELP THE CRAZY MAN, 02-08-2007 12:22:40

Do like my buddy did. His wife said she wanted something that would make her feel like a real woman. He went out and got her another frying pan! Get ready to duck if you try this one--

[Log in to Reply] [No Email]

jmixigo

02-08-2007 12:51:33

Report to Moderator

Re: VALENTINES AND MAD WIFE in reply to HELP THE CRAZY MAN, 02-08-2007 12:22:40

At near 60 years old I'm just now startin to understand women.

At near 60 years old I'm startin to lose the ability to put this information to good use.

As I'm now workin on my FITH marriage, I'm prolly not the right feller to be passin this knowledge on to you.

[Log in to Reply] [No Email]

mike a. tenn.

02-08-2007 13:00:05

Report to Moderator

Re: VALENTINES AND MAD WIFE in reply to jmixigo, 02-08-2007 12:51:33

what's the difference? if she ain't mad about one thing she'll find another...might as well be about valentine's day. buy her a box of candy anyway...even tho she would have preferred flowers, but if you had gotten flowers she would have wanted candy. so might as well buy her a biscuit joiner or a mig welder...at least when she throws you outta the house you'll have something new to play with.

one more piece of advice...don't ask for advice about your wives on THIS forum, and never ever follow any of it if you do.

-mike

[Log in to Reply] [No Email]

Sam (Mo)

02-08-2007 12:44:05

Report to Moderator

Re: VALENTINES AND MAD WIFE in reply to HELP THE CRAZY MAN, 02-08-2007 12:22:40

Wife's birthday is today. I bought her a nice biskit jointer. I mean any guy would love ot have one. She was madder than an old wet hen. Go figure.....

[Log in to Reply] [No Email]

old

02-08-2007 13:07:37

Report to Moderator

Re: VALENTINES AND MAD WIFE in reply to Sam (Mo), 02-08-2007 12:44:05

Same here its her birthday, to broke to do more then say happy B-day to her but she understands, I hope

Hobby farm

[Log in to Reply] [No Email]

Dave from MN

02-08-2007 12:38:43

Report to Moderator

Re: VALENTINES AND MAD WIFE in reply to HELP THE CRAZY MAN, 02-08-2007 12:22:40

Heck I still aint found my wedding ring I lost the other day, slipped out a comment bout bored in the bedroom, and tossed her fancy clothes in the drier, yes men still need to learn at 36, I am either not affectionate enough( never romantic) or I am gushing (I guess) and over do it. So my advice would do ya know good, other thatn your in the 90th percentile of husbands that will never figure out their wives lovey dovey wants, till wind changes.

[Log in to Reply] [No Email]

dds-inc

02-08-2007 12:24:34

Report to Moderator

Re: VALENTINES AND MAD WIFE in reply to HELP THE CRAZY MAN, 02-08-2007 12:22:40

Put the tractor outside and her car inside the garage. About the only way. And I doubt you'll ever do that.

[Log in to Reply] [No Email]

B-maniac

02-08-2007 18:08:06

Report to Moderator

Re: VALENTINES AND MAD WIFE in reply to dds-inc, 02-08-2007 12:24:34

The last I knew , Valentines day was not gender specific. It is a two way street. I believe 99.9% of wimens have forgoten this.Remember in grade school , girls gave cards to guys and visa versa? If there are any wimens reading this , just remember and spread the word , "men are your valentines , too". It's a 50/50 , equal oportunity holiday and always has been. So don't forget to ask "where's mine" when the day comes!

[Log in to Reply] [No Email]

[Options] [Printer Friendly] [Posting Help] [Return to Forum] [Log in to Reply]

TRACTOR PARTS	TRACTOR MANUALS

We sell tractor parts! We have the parts you need to repair your tractor - the right parts. Our low prices and years of research make us your best choice when you need parts. Shop Online Today. [ About Us ]

Home | Forums

Copyright © 1997-2023 Yesterday's Tractor Co.
All Rights Reserved. Reproduction of any part of this website, including design and content, without written permission is strictly prohibited. Trade Marks and Trade Names contained and used in this Website are those of others, and are used in this Website in a descriptive sense to refer to the products of others. Use of this Web site constitutes acceptance of our User Agreement and Privacy Policy

TRADEMARK DISCLAIMER: Tradenames and Trademarks referred to within Yesterday's Tractor Co. products and within the Yesterday's Tractor Co. websites are the property of their respective trademark holders. None of these trademark holders are affiliated with Yesterday's Tractor Co., our products, or our website nor are we sponsored by them. John Deere and its logos are the registered trademarks of the John Deere Corporation. Agco, Agco Allis, White, Massey Ferguson and their logos are the registered trademarks of AGCO Corporation. Case, Case-IH, Farmall, International Harvester, New Holland and their logos are registered trademarks of CNH Global N.V.

Yesterday's Tractors - Antique Tractor Headquarters

Website Accessibility Policy