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NC wayne
03-25-2007 19:46:42
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A friend sent me this this morning...it's kinda long but read it all and see just how true it is..... What Happened?
>>At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth of it.
>>Be sure to read all the way to the end!
>>
>>Tax his land,
>>Tax his bed,
>>Tax the table
>>At which he's fed.
>>
>>Tax his tractor,
>>Tax his mule,
>>Teach him taxes
>>Are the rule!
>>
>>Tax his cow,
>>Tax his goat,
>>Tax his pants,
>>Tax his coat.
>>
>>Tax his ties,
>>Tax his shirt,
>>Tax his work,
>>Tax his dirt.
>>
>>Tax his tobacco,
>>Tax his drink,
>>Tax him if he
>>Tries to think.
>>
>>Tax his cigars,
>>Tax his beers,
>>If he cries, then
>>Tax his tears.
>>
>>Tax his car,
>>Tax his gas,
>>Find other ways
>>To tax his mass
>>Tax all he has
>>Then let him know
>>That you won't be done
>>Till he has no dough.
>>
>>When he screams and hollers,
>>Then tax him some more,
>>Tax him till
>>He's good and sore.
>>
>>Then tax his coffin,
>>Tax his grave,
>>Tax the sod in
>>Which he's laid.
>>
>>Put these words
>>upon his tomb,
>>"Taxes drove me
>>to my doom..."
>>
>>When he's gone,
>>Do not relax,
>>Its time to apply
>>The inheritance tax.
>>
>>Accounts Receivable Tax
>>Building Permit Tax
>>CDL license Tax
>>City Income Taxable Tax
>>Cigarette Tax
>>Corporate Income Tax
>>Dog License Tax
>>Federal Income Tax
>>Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
>>Fishing License Tax
>>Food License Tax,
>>Fuel permit tax
>>Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
>>Hunting License Tax
>>Inheritance Tax
>>Interest expense
>>Inventory tax
>>IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
>>Liquor Tax
>>Luxury Taxes
>>Marriage License Tax
>>Medicare Tax
>>Property Tax
>>Real Estate Tax
>>Service charge taxes
>>Social Security Tax
>>Road usage taxes
>>Sales Tax
>>Recreational Vehicle Tax
>>School Tax
>>State Income Tax
>>State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
>>Telephone federal excise tax
>>Telephone federal universal service fee tax
>>Telephone federal, state and local surcharge taxes
>>Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax
>>Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges tax
>>Telephone state and local tax
>>Telephone usage charge tax
>>Utility Taxes
>>Vehicle License Registration Tax
>>Vehicle Sales Tax
>>Watercraft registration Tax
>>Well Permit Tax
>>Workers Compensation Tax
>>
>>COMMENTS: Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was >>the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had >>the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the >>kids.
>>
>>What happened?
>>
>>And I still have to "press 1" for English .
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