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Restless Tractor Syndrome (RTS)

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Kent in KC

11-15-2007 18:53:08




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Do you, or someone you love, suffer from RTS? Do you lie awake at night wondering if that alkyd enamel you got from Orscheln is authentic enough for the other tractor men? Is that green really, no kiddin, Deere John Green?

What would you do if your neighbor found out you were runnin a Zenith instead of the original MS? Lordy. Do you have nightmares about not bein able to get outta your closed cab when the mfr only built an umbrella model? An alls the other farmers is pointin at you, laughin, squealin, talkin bout your m*nliness?

Maybe you need to talk to your doctor about FarmTrac. FramTrac is a pr*scr*pt1on m*d*cat1on for adults between the ages of 45-46 who are way too fat anyway, ain't never gonna get pr*gn2nt nohow and whose lives couldn't be adversely affected anyway you look at it. So eat the durn thing and shush up.

RTS affects twos of Americans every year, causing familial strife "You loot! What the heck do you need with another tractor? I swear, you ain't been the same since that squirrel bit you!",

... financial despair "You @#$!*^!!! You spent @%^#%^ on a $^$#@ nother old tractor?!! Why, I oughtta..."

...and community decay "Yup, I knowed it. That silly ole gasser done bought his fifth froze up M. His mama gone kill him so dead we ain't none of us gonna recognize the patee."

If you suffer from RTS, get help. If you don't get help from a major ph@rma co, get help somewhere, like a major br*w3ry, or something.

RTS. Don't suffer in silence. Suffer loudly.

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Matt L

11-18-2007 10:06:27




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 Re: Restless Tractor Syndrome (RTS) in reply to Kent in KC, 11-15-2007 18:53:08  
Heh I think I have a BAD case of RTS too. Started the year with 3 tractors and with one month to go i have 13..... Hmmmm I got skillz :D

Wife dont like my hobby so much. Its better then going to the bar i tell her.



Maybe its a midlife crisis coming on? Nah thats gonna be in like 10-15 years yet.

Welp im off - to go look for another tractor..... ..... ..... ..

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Kent in KC

11-16-2007 19:32:23




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 RTS - One man's story in reply to Kent in KC, 11-15-2007 18:53:08  
It all started when I began coveting my neighbor's wife - brushhoggin on a new JD. God she looked good, gleaming in the afternoon sun, just a light touch of smoke billowing outta her stack. And the way she loaded down and pulled through them saplings -- wow!

Then, I was on my way to work one morning. Next I remember, I was hangin on the fence line, truck in the ditch, door open, me just gaping at my friend's new Gleaner (watch out, Allen!). What I could do with a 30' head.

Gradually, one thing led to another. Lonely nights in smoky, dimly lit tracor forums, talking with other men that -- had the same desires. Tractors, its all we talked about.

One day my wife walked in the garage with our minister, my mother and several area mechanics. I knew the jig was up. "Kent," she said, "We love you and we're doing this for your own good."

They put me in a 12-step program but being a farmer, I 'Combined' it into one step. Then I baled it and housed it in the barn.

I know there's no cure, I'll never be free of this curse. Just be forewarned, some moonless night if you hear a rustlin out by the barn, it might be me -- sneakin pictures of your unstyled B or your stripped down Fordson. I can't help it... its a disease.

Hey, buddy. Would... would you mind if I restored that old rototiller sittin in the corner? I'll make it like new, I promise. It ain't metric is it?

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Paul from MI

11-16-2007 14:48:54




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 Re: Restless Tractor Syndrome (RTS) in reply to Kent in KC, 11-15-2007 18:53:08  
Wife won't even look at my latest treeasure, and I think it's beautiful, 1937 JD B. Oh well, gives me an excuse to leave the comfort zone frequently, she'll never understand. Don't want medecine that might result in a cure from my disease, just let me suffer in the barn in silence.
Paul



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glennster

11-16-2007 13:52:24




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 Re: Restless Tractor Syndrome (RTS) in reply to Kent in KC, 11-15-2007 18:53:08  
wow kent, now i can tell the wife whats wrong and let her know its ok to keep adding tractors to the barn!!!!! i got a 240 international that should be in the barn a week from monday (seller went deer hunting for 2 weeks) that will bring me up to 10. then there is an f-30 sinking in a fenceline....there is farmall a in the weeds on the home, and i just spotted i think a 1086 with a cab behind a barn all growed up with weeds!!!!!

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LenND

11-16-2007 13:49:19




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 Re: Restless Tractor Syndrome (RTS) in reply to Kent in KC, 11-15-2007 18:53:08  
One good thing-nobody can stop us from thinking about old tractors, huh?



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I Wanna Farmall

11-16-2007 13:35:24




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 Re: Restless Tractor Syndrome (RTS) in reply to Kent in KC, 11-15-2007 18:53:08  
if that were real, i would be screwed!!! Nice Post :-)



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cj in wisconsin

11-16-2007 05:46:57




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 Re: Restless Tractor Syndrome (RTS) in reply to Kent in KC, 11-15-2007 18:53:08  
Now I know whats been keeping me up at night. Do I put the new engine in the 47 Cockshutt or the 48? Maybe i should work on the John Deeres. Maybe I should work on the Allis. What to do, oh what to do. Fortunately I've found a cure, Just grab a High Life and sit around and talk with your buddies about it. Before long you'll forget about the syndrome and develope a whole new malady. Works for me every friday night.

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justin14054

11-16-2007 15:26:45




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 Re: Restless Tractor Syndrome (RTS) in reply to cj in wisconsin, 11-16-2007 05:46:57  
Well haven't heard of a cure yet.Quiting the High Life resulted in the(RTS) problem.I have found very good support groups for it=All my collector friends understand just fine(RTS Anymous)...Wife just Throws the Money at me now without a word!+Winning that battle.I just Tell her there all for Sale""She asks why haven't you sold any in 5 years".I always have to tell her I need the right tool for the right job.She learned to quit asking me to do Yard work=Always told her I needed another tractor the right size for the job=That worked twice.
-RTS is a funny thing it tends to alienant the suffer to the Garage where it is peaceful and quite and many wifes hate to step into environment
-RTS suffers also tend to have moments of shear,severe swearing incidents noramlly relates to steel stricking sensitive parts of the hands
-Funny syndrome most of the general public have no understanding of this syndrome
Justin

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don g

11-16-2007 03:56:08




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 Re: Restless Tractor Syndrome (RTS) in reply to Kent in KC, 11-15-2007 18:53:08  
Lets just say the wife would never say "It's either me or the tractors" I sure would miss her.



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poogie

11-16-2007 02:34:31




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 Re: Restless Tractor Syndrome (RTS) in reply to Kent in KC, 11-15-2007 18:53:08  
thought it only affected retirees but Lanse is showing symptoms.



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Fawteen

11-16-2007 02:28:41




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 Re: Restless Tractor Syndrome (RTS) in reply to Kent in KC, 11-15-2007 18:53:08  
That's some funny stuff, right there!

(You lurk on Tales by any chance?)



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Boley

11-15-2007 20:28:31




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 Re: Restless Tractor Syndrome (RTS) in reply to Kent in KC, 11-15-2007 18:53:08  
(RTS)? That IS funny Kent!



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Rod in Smiths Falls, ON

11-15-2007 19:37:41




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 Re: Restless Tractor Syndrome (RTS) in reply to Kent in KC, 11-15-2007 18:53:08  
That's pretty good, Kent.



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MIKE FRENCH

11-15-2007 19:28:01




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 Re: Restless Tractor Syndrome (RTS) in reply to Kent in KC, 11-15-2007 18:53:08  
Nice post, got a kick out of it. Mine tells me that its like beening hooked on drugs, only better, HAHA. My 2 cents worth.



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steveormary

11-16-2007 09:53:13




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 Re: Restless Tractor Syndrome (RTS) in reply to MIKE FRENCH, 11-15-2007 19:28:01  
I was having a bad day and told wife I should have an old tractor to work on. She said your tractor days are over with. Now what to do!!??

steveormary



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