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A little mornin humor

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Pete in MD

12-21-2007 04:53:20




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A cowboy hauling his horse in a trailer to a rodeo gets pulled over by a Texas Highway Patrol Trooper for speeding. The trooper started to lecture the cowboy about his speeding, and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the cowboy feel uncomfortable.

Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket. As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were persistently
buzzing around his head. The cowboy says, "Y'all havin' a problem with them circle flies?"

The trooper stopped writin the ticket and said, "Well yeah, if that's what they're called. But I've never heard of circle flies."

"Well, sir," the cowboy replies, "circle flies hang around ranches. They're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse."

The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the ticket. But, a moment later he stops and asks, "Are you callin' me a horse's a$$?"

"No, sir," the cowboy replies, "I have too much respect for law enforcement to call y'all a horse's a$$."

"That's a good thing," the trooper says and goes back to writing the ticket.

After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best drawl says,"Hard to fool them flies though".

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Elmerdo

12-21-2007 08:56:23




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 Re: A little mornin humor in reply to Pete in MD, 12-21-2007 04:53:20  
Our son was driving home from work the other day and there was a group of pheasants along the road eating some spilled corn, just as he approached the pheasants they flew up and one of the pheasants hit his windshield and flew over the top of his car and hit the car behind him, which was a highway patrol, almost immediatly the patrol throwed on his lights and pulled the son over, of course the patrolmen was upset and started to write a ticket...the son asked him what he had done to deserve a ticket and the patrolmen said that our son had flipped him the bird...

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JT

12-21-2007 06:50:45




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 Re: A little mornin humor in reply to Pete in MD, 12-21-2007 04:53:20  
That is great, thanks for sharing



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cj in wisconsin

12-21-2007 05:33:33




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 Re: A little mornin humor in reply to Pete in MD, 12-21-2007 04:53:20  
Around here that would definately apply to the game wardens, or as I like to call them ,revenuers,they dont seem to care about anything but writing tickets, but thats a whole nuther kettle O fish.



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GeneMO

12-21-2007 12:44:49




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 Re: A little mornin humor in reply to cj in wisconsin, 12-21-2007 05:33:33  
No, they are called Possum cops.


Gene



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