rustyj
01-16-2008 12:40:56
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Re: Feline Tragedy in reply to Glenn FitzGerald, 01-16-2008 10:14:32
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We had an orange cat, name of Squint! He'd sit in a window and squint at the birds on the bird feeders. He'd go out at night, and some mornings he'd come wandering in, after chasing his ladies all night. sometimes, he'd come home with a wound or two, or an ear torn up, or his tail would have another kink in it! But, he wanted back out, after a period of rest. Then he got to staying away for several days, and always looking like he had fought the cat wars. Last time he visited, old Squint looked like a victim of the Boer War. Came crawling up to the door, but wouldn't come in. We fed him, and he stayed several days, then left, and we never saw him again. Many months later, i was down by the "back Forty", and there in the weeds, was ol' Squints pelt and bones. Nothing left to bury, but i knew it was him by his crooked tail! Kinda shed a tear, and went on. So, to replace Squint, we got another kitten from friends. Wife sez:"Make sure it is a male!" So, we went to get a kitten from friends. The guy picked up the kitten, looked underneath, read the label and sez:"This ones a male". At this point, i must tell you, that guy was NOT an expert on animals! His so-called Pygmy goat wasn't! His horse was one too! It wasn't, as he found out later! As soon as the kitten was old enough to leave its mother, we took it home. Named it Fred! Soon as i checked it, i told my wife it wasn't a male! She told me i didn't know anything about the issue. So, when Fred was old enough to be fixed, my wife left it at the Veterinarians office, and went to lunch with her girl friend. Along about ten, the Drs office called and told me Fred wasn't Fred, Fred was Fredrica! Now, you have to know my wife! If she thought there was any way for me to change Fred's you know, she'd blame me. So, in order to stay out of the fray, when my wife came home, i told her to call the Drs. office! And thats how Fred became Fredrica! But, we call her Fred for short!
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