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John N Mi

03-13-2008 15:40:19




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FOOTBALL AND THE BLONDE..... Out of all the blonde jokes, this one has to be the best! Football FINALLY makes sense..... .... A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats
right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles,
but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game,
all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Hellooooo ? It's only 25 cents!!!!

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Larry59

03-14-2008 06:58:52




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 Re: Even tractor drivers like jokes in reply to John N Mi, 03-13-2008 15:40:19  
LOL ok.. got my first laugh for the day. LoL good jokes. Can tell my wife them.



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John N Mi

03-13-2008 16:16:20




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 Re: Even tractor drivers like jokes in reply to John N Mi, 03-13-2008 15:40:19  
How to Tell the S*x of a Fly

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

'What are you doing?'
She asked.

'Hunting Flies'
He responded.

'Oh! Killing any?' She asked.

'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied.


Intrigued, she asked.
'How can you tell them apart?'

He responded,
'3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.'

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