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"MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD"

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dave2

04-18-2008 00:58:52




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"Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"
"Yes. What can I do for you?"
"I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....
He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood!
Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house.
They search the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.
Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.
"Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep!"
"Happy Birthday, buddy!"
(Rednecks know how to git-R-dun).
Have a good weekend,

Dave

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Goose

04-18-2008 07:14:37




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 Re: MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD in reply to dave2, 04-18-2008 00:58:52  
This is true!

In 1857, when wood was the primary source of heat, a firewood dealer in North Omaha was having trouble with pilferage from his lot. He took about twenty pieces of firewood, bored large holes down the center, filled theim with gunpowder, and hammered plugs into the ends of the holes.

He then stacked them on his lot where they could be easily swiped. When wood cook stoves in the neighborhood started blowing up at random, the pilferage stopped.

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Jeff-OH

04-18-2008 06:31:38




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 Re: MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD in reply to dave2, 04-18-2008 00:58:52  
Betten the Man!! Good one.



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kyplowboy

04-18-2008 04:39:18




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 Re: MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD in reply to dave2, 04-18-2008 00:58:52  
Bout like this one,,,

Old man is wanting to put his garden out but his only grand son who has always turned his ground for him is severing time in jail. Old man writes him a letter telling him how he is going to miss have'n a garden, and how he wishes the boy was round to turn the garden up. Grandson rights back know'n the gaurds are reading his mail and tells granddad not to worry, he did not need to turn the garden any way because that was the only place he knew where he could hide the bodies and no one would find'm. FBI show'd up with shovels and backhoes. could not find a thing but the garden got turned.

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UncleBubbIH

04-18-2008 04:36:11




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 Re: MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD in reply to dave2, 04-18-2008 00:58:52  
I wasn't expecting that ending at all. Made me laugh!!



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Texasmark

04-18-2008 04:22:34




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 Re: MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD in reply to dave2, 04-18-2008 00:58:52  
Now that is really cute.

Mark



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