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Posted by shoo_giesty on February 23, 2007 at 22:02:46 from (207.190.108.172):
-someone sent this to me but the ending has a ring of truth Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed. Tax his farmall,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule. Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat. Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt. Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think. Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then
Tax his tears. Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his butt Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough. When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore. Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid. Put these words
upon his tomb,
"Taxes drove me
to my doom..." When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax. Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax,
Fuel permit tax
Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest expense
Inventory tax
IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service charge taxes
Social Security Tax
Road usage taxes
Sales Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone federal excise tax
Telephone federal universal service fee tax
Telephone federal, state and local surcharge taxes
Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax
Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges tax
Telephone state and local tax
Telephone usage charge tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax COMMENTS: Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was
the most prosperous in theworld. We had absolutely no national debt, had the
largest middle class in the world, and "Mom" stayed home to raise the kids. What happened? And NOW I have to "press 1" for English?
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