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Posted by Shepherd262 on March 01, 2007 at 13:39:33 from (199.144.246.30):
In Reply to: Just Retired! posted by DelMN on March 01, 2007 at 09:56:27:
Del, Congrats on the Retirement!! But listen up every one! All married men, especially retired men, need an SFZ, (a Spouse Free Zone),thats some place that you can go and be relatively comfortable but the lady in your life is not. A garage, a shop,or shed or barn. But it can't be too disgusting or she may decide she has to save you from yourself and make you clean it to her specs. I've been married for 31 years and dearly love my wife, but she likevery other woman in my life,(my ex,my mom,grandmom,etc)all think that if a man sits down, he will die. They fear for our lives so if they see us sitting or think we are sitting, or the chair sensors go off, (and don't tell me you haven't suspected they exist), it's "JOHN! Can You come here and....." So for your own Good, Pick a tractor, any tractor, and get busy;)
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