OT: I busted a gut on this one.

Posted by Kelly C on February 15, 2006 at 19:44:37 from (65.165.20.97):

I never quite figured out why the urges of men and women
differ so much. And I have never figured out why men think with their
head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my wife and I were getting
into bed. The passion starts to heat up, when she eventually said "I don't
feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear...

"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your
physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying,
"Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the
bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to
sleep...

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her.

We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a
big, big department store. I walked around with her while she tried on
several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one
to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to
compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit......THEN
We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair
of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She
must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think
she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she
doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I
said, "That's fine, honey."

She was almost nearing satisfaction from all of the excitement.

Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said,

"I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it." Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled................. WHAT?!

I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a
while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough
for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she
had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just

love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not getting any tonight either.

Replies:

• Re: OT: I busted a gut on this one. Dave NE IA 07:51:56 02/16/06 (0)
• Re: OT: I busted a gut on this one. Broomstacker 07:51:19 02/16/06 (0)
• Re: OT: I busted a gut on this one. scotty 07:30:31 02/16/06 (0)
• Re: OT: I busted a gut on this one. Dandy Don 19:59:43 02/15/06 (1)
  • Re: OT: I busted a gut on this one. Kelly C 20:08:17 02/15/06 (0)

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