Posted by Mark - IN. on June 18, 2011 at 18:54:36 from (71.201.65.79):
In Reply to: bad omens? posted by Jason, NW Ontario on June 18, 2011 at 18:17:59:
I saw a movie way back when called "The Orange Oman". I think it was Charles Bronson that starred in it, but not sure. Bought an Allis that had been bit in one of its tires by a rabid skunk from some old farmers wife at an auction after her husband had "died mysteriously" while planting corn in the middle of the night in a field that had never been plowed, ever. Anyway, Bronson or whoever got the tractor home, an in the middle of the night while he'd be sleeping, it would always start itself up and chase the cows around through the melon fields, crushing the melons and the cows would never give any milk. The movie ended when he was in the barn one day and it started up and chased him around the barn trying to stab him with a pitchfork stuck to its loader, and it got him corned and just as he was about finished, his fathers pistol that he was playing with up in the hay loft as a kid and lost, fell down after the tractor bumped into a supporting beam, and he picked it up and shot the fuel line, killing it, sort of. Bronson, or whoever regained his composure and walked over to the tractor and looked at the radiator, and there they were...skunk teeth buried in the cooling fins in the shape of 666.
Now here's the part where you might need to start worrying. Bronson, or whoever went outside to get his very scared dog that was hiding behind a pile of crushed melons and dragged it into the barn to show it that the tractor was dead, it was all over, nothing to worry about. But when he got the dog into the barn and pointed, the tractor was gone. Just gone. He took off his hat, scratching his head, asking "Hey, wait a minute?", but the dog seeing that the tractor was gone and on the loose started howling, squatted in fear and pee'd on Bronson, or whoever's boot. The movie ended with "The End", but that faded away and was replaced with "Or Is it?".
Your tractor? Have you looked at the cooling fins in the radiator? Do they have skunk teeth lined up to form "666"? If they do, drag it down to the Deere guy and buy something...green.
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