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Re: OT: Useless Chainsaw


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Posted by 36 coupe on October 07, 2011 at 04:47:14 from (72.55.252.209):

In Reply to: Re: OT: Useless Chainsaw posted by onefarmer on October 06, 2011 at 17:13:30:

Heres a joke an old friend told me many years ago.An old fellow had cut his wood with a bow saw and axe since he was a boy.He heard about the new fangled chain saws.He went down to Sears and bought a chain saw.He cut wood with it for a month but didnt like it so he took it back to Sears.Met the saleman who had sold him the saw.He told the salesman his old bow saw cut wood much better than the chain saw.Salesman took the saw out doors. pulled the rope twice and the engine roared.The old man said,whats that noise?A farmer told me this one.His father had a cordwood saw powered by a Witte hit and miss engine.They got into some big wood that was too much for the engine so Clyde bought a bigger engine.He sold the smaller engine to a farmer in the next town.He showed the fellow how to start it, adjust the carb and oil it.Wasnt long before the new owner was complaining at the general store that Clyde cheated him, sold him a junk engine that wouldnt run.He got mad ,took a sledge hammer and broke the engine in to small pieces.Clyde went to see him and found the farmer was turning the engine the wrong way to start it.


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