Posted by John_PA on October 09, 2011 at 19:04:24 from (96.236.164.10):
In Reply to: RULES posted by gitrib on October 09, 2011 at 18:30:17:
If I was ina nursing home, I would begin shouting angrily at teh windows, looking out, proclaiming that the Austrians are coming. I'd take my pants off and walk around for as long as possible before anyone made me put them back on. I'd yell at everyone, and claim the tractor had made me deaf.
I'd also ask for corn at every meal and suggest that potatoes were teh work of the communists and we needed to prove that we weren't red.
Not to mention...
I'd randomly stand behind a counter and invite all visitors to sign in, in my bathroom, by writing on my mirror with lipstick. Then, I would carve out a bar of soap to look like a gun and claim that if they didn't comply, they would get "washed..." pointing to the mulch int eh landscaping outside and making choking noises.
If I was in a nursing home...
I'd steal a car and try to do 150 mph, just so I could go to jail laughing, and in jail, I'd be pimp, the elderly, who stole a car, and made a run for it.
If you find yoruself in a nursing home, I think it is best to make your time the most timeless moments in your life. Fight for your right to live a life as bold as the rest of it was. Give them a reason to fear you, and someday, you can look back and say, "This was the best vacation I ever took."
God Bless you! Where are you? If I am out that way, I will promise to visit to you, bring you some homemade food, and we can watch hours of VHS I have on farm equipment promotional tapes. I just hope you do your time and get out and come farm again. Look forward to that day. It could be tomorrow.
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