Posted by gitrib on October 14, 2011 at 15:47:27 from (108.203.179.59):
1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE > > ELSE > TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP. > > > > 2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY > > USING > THE SINK. > > > > 3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED > > FOR A > FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE > A TIMER. > > > > 4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU > > FROM > ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON. > > > > 5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN > > YOU'LL BE > AFRAID TO COUGH. > > > > 6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT > > DOESN'T > MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE > DUCT TAPE. > > > > 7.. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM. > > > > DAILY THOUGHT: > > > > SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT > > THEY > BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS... gitrib
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