Posted by TomH in PA on November 24, 2011 at 19:18:44 from (184.5.168.77):
In Reply to: **OT** Southern Logic posted by downsouth on November 24, 2011 at 11:55:10:
A big shot Washington DC bureaucrat had to go in the hospital for a few days. He was constantly complaining about everything the staff did, always telling them how they could do their jobs better.
After a while there was only one nurse who would have anything to do with him. On the third day she goes into his room and announces she has to take his temperature; after a bunch of complaining he finally stops talking and holds his mouth open. "No" says the nurse, "this reading has to be from the other end."
More complaining, finally he rolls over and lets her stick it in. "I have to step out for a minute, you stay there and don't move" she says, then walks out of the room leaving the door wide open.
He complains to no one in particular as people walk past his room and chuckle when they see him like that. After about a half hour his physician comes in a yells "What's going on here?"
Bureaucrat says "What's the matter Doc, haven't you ever seen someone having their temperature taken this way before?"
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