Posted by Paul from MI on January 16, 2012 at 19:57:24 from (204.106.250.243):
In Reply to: Short memory posted by rrlund on January 16, 2012 at 10:42:55:
Just thought I'd pass this on for those of us with poor memories.
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the > door. > > The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in > the pouring rain, is asking for a push. > > "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!" > > He slams the door and returns to bed. > > "Who was that?" asked his wife. > > "Just some drunken guy asking for a push," he answers. > > "Did you help him?" she asks. > > "No, I did not, it's 3am in the morning and it's bloody pouring rain out > there!" > > "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about > three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think > you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself! God loves > drunk > people too you know." > > The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pouring > rain. > > He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?" > > "Yes," comes back the answer. > > "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband. > > "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark. > > "Where are you?" asks the husband. > > "Over here on the swing," replied the drunk.. >
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