Posted by JDseller on July 08, 2012 at 20:15:26 from (208.126.196.144):
Our Pastor eat supper with us. We had a small family cook out. So after we had eat the women where on the parch and us guys went out to look at the stuff in the barns with a little liquid refreshment. We got to telling jokes and the Pastor can tell them for hours. This is the most risqué one he ever told but it is not bad but it is funny!!!!
Blonde in Church
A local, North Carolina preacher said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumour that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am offended and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian Family."
No one moved.
The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven, and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression."
Again all was quiet. Then slowly a drop dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop traffic rose from the third pew....
Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan.I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets."
The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation roared!!!
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