When I was a teenager, eating everything in sight, my dad would tell people, "Ever time his elbow bends his mouth flies open."
When we had our dairy we had a big old holstein who made a mess every time she came into the barn. What's worse, she seemed to keep a case of the scours. One day my brother saw her tail rising, so he got the wheat scoop and positioned himself behind her. She got choked on her dairy ration and coughed. My brother turned green from the top of his head down. Dad told everybody he knew, closing his story with "If he hadn't-a had his mouth open, it woulda hit him right in the face."
If a friend came up to him with the redneck greeting, "Hey, boy", Dad would raise his elbow and say, "Boy? Smell under this arm!" Or, "Boy? Man with a ---- like an ear of corn and you're hollerin' 'boy'?"
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Today's Featured Article - A Lifetime of Farm Machinery - by Joe Michaels. I am a mechanical engineer by profession, specializing in powerplant work. I worked as a machinist and engine erector, with time spent overseas. I have always had a love for machinery, and an appreciation for farming and farm machinery. I was born and raised in Brooklyn, New York. Not a place one would associate with farms or farm machinery. I credit my parents for instilling a lot of good values, a respect for learning, a knowledge of various skills and a little knowledge of farming in me, amo
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