Re: Different sayings your Dad would say

Posted by JerryS on July 14, 2012 at 15:23:21 from (75.34.82.70):

In Reply to: Different sayings your Dad would say posted by 37Chief on July 13, 2012 at 22:39:31:

When I was a teenager, eating everything in sight, my dad would tell people, "Ever time his elbow bends his mouth flies open."

When we had our dairy we had a big old holstein who made a mess every time she came into the barn. What's worse, she seemed to keep a case of the scours. One day my brother saw her tail rising, so he got the wheat scoop and positioned himself behind her. She got choked on her dairy ration and coughed. My brother turned green from the top of his head down. Dad told everybody he knew, closing his story with "If he hadn't-a had his mouth open, it woulda hit him right in the face."

If a friend came up to him with the redneck greeting, "Hey, boy", Dad would raise his elbow and say, "Boy? Smell under this arm!" Or, "Boy? Man with a ---- like an ear of corn and you're hollerin' 'boy'?"

He had lots more.

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