Posted by JDseller on July 26, 2012 at 22:44:43 from (208.126.196.144):
GRANDMAS ARE SMART
I was out walking with my grandson. He picked up something off of the ground and started to put it in his mouth. I took the item away from him and I asked him not to do that. "Why?" my grandson asked. "Because it's been on the ground; you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, and probably has germs, and sometimes germs make little boys sick and not feel good" I replied. At this point, my Grandson looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Grandma, how do you know all this stuff?? You are so smart." I was thinking quickly and said to him, "All Grandmas know stuff. It's on the Grandma Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Grandma."
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but he was evidently pondering this new information.
"Oh...I get it! He beamed, So if you don't pass the test you have to be the Grandpa." "Exactly," I replied with a big smile on my face.
When you're finished laughing, send this to another Grandma!
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