Years ago - when the carnival would come to town, one of the local business men would let the carnies sleep in his stock barn. The barn was in town, and sat just sidewalk distance from the edge of the street. None of the carnies were locals, and one of the rascals thought it was cute to pee out of a knothole onto the sidewalk while someone was walking past the barn, especially if the walker was a woman. And he wasn't content to just pee out of the knothole - he'd actually "dangle" out of it, if you know what I mean. A local joker got a chicken foot, and if you've ever fooled with a chicken foot, you know it has a natural gripping action when you bend the knee. Anyhow, he was lying in wait the next morning when the carnie dangled out the knothole, and he clamped the chicken foot on him. Of course, he couldn't retreat back through the knothole with that chicken foot clamped on him, and the more he fought the more it hurt. But the funny part was when he started saying, "Here kitty! Kitty, kitty, kitty. SSSSSST get outa here cat!"
I didn't have anything to do with this incident, but it's a popular story around our little town.
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