Posted by 1970-1655 on October 04, 2013 at 04:44:01 from (166.147.104.159):
PONDERISMS
1 I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
2 Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
3 The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy replacement.
4 Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
5 There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.
6 Health is merely the slowest possible rate which one can die.
7 The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
8 Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
9 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
10 Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?
11 Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
12 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
13 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
14 Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
15 If con is the opposite of pro, is congress the opposite of progress?
16 How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
17 Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
18 Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta there."
19 Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
20 If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?
21 If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
22 If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
23 Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
24 Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
25 Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
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