Was 18 when it was legal to drink in Michigan at age 18, before they raised it to 21 because of dopes like myself that ruined it for responsible drinkers. So anyway, the entire family attends some party with lots of people, and there was some drinking going on, especially by myself. By now the sun has set, gone down, and some hottie and myself are our by the in-ground pool and everyone else is inside the house. An awful lot of people in the house, including my family. Well, being the moron that I was to begin with, hammered under the influence, and being young, dumb, and full of stuff in the company of a true hottie and feeling my oats, I suggested to her that we go swimming totally undressed...if you know what I mean at this family site. She said, "Sure, after you". That's all that it took for me to be first. Off it all came, in the water I went, out I came, jumped up and down on the diving board a few times to show off, back in the water and so on. I was Hercules and on a mission that is not repeatable here at this family site. At some point, she went in the house, turned on all of the lights around the pool and patio, then told everyone to go outside, including my Mom, sisters, brother, and they all did. From memory, I'm pretty certain that I was back up on the diving board jumping up and down readying myself to dive back in. I do remember that my family and everyone looked at me and all went back into the house. The only real bad thing as I recall, is that she never did join me, whoever she was. Never saw her again either.
Oh, looking back, I've done some pretty embarrassingly stupid stuff, and oddly enough I'm still alive to tell about it. But, I don't drink anymore either. Haven't in many, many years ever since I pulled the cops over on one of my hogs and gave them the ultimatum to either arrest me or let me go. Why they didn't shoot me or at least beat me up, I will never know. Never drank again after that.
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