Unusual, but none today. BUT...I have a plan. Get this and tell me what you think of this, and its planned:
Every year, I wait until Christmas Eve, specifically at 11:00 AM on Christmas Eve to START my Christmas shopping. Its tradition. I tie a couple of shopping carts together in tandem, and start my shopping when most people, usually women that are there to get the last few small things, and I get into their way, and they are usually irritated that I'm there, in their way with no clue what I'm going to get for anyone when I start. By the time I get home that evening, I am beat up, clawed, scraped, bruised, shirt torn, and in a bad mood, but hey, its tradition. Now get this for dumb. THIS YEAR, I'm going to do my shopping this weekend and finish it all this weekend, a couple of weeks before Christmas Eve. What is so dumb about that? Because that's when dumb kicks in. On Christmas Eve at 11:00 I wlll be in the stores as I am every year and have been for decades, but instead of shopping, I'm just going to get in the way of shoppers dancing around, pointing, and singing "I finished my shopping, I don't need to be here, but I'm here to get in the way, hahahahaha and naananaananaana" as they are trying to get in line at the cash register and stuff. How stupid do you think that's going to be? Huh? Come home with my shirt torn? I will be lucky to make it home with a shirt or eyeballs at all. Heck, it might even get me tossed in the clink, but you know what's really important? Tis' the season, and my shopping will be done....hahahahaha.
Think you do dumb things? Huh? Huh? No one tops me when it comes to doing dumb things. I am the king of dumb things and am darn good at it.
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