Posted by samn40 on February 10, 2014 at 10:47:45 from (81.147.77.224):
In Reply to: Here's a funny.... posted by qwertyell on February 09, 2014 at 22:51:37:
An Evangelical preacher in Northern Ireland preaching about the demon alcohol....He said all types of acohol should be thrown in the river no matter how much it polluted the river...He went on and on about this demon alcohol for about an hour....Then he announced that we would sing the next hymn, number 263 in your hymn books....The chorus went something like 'Shall we gather at the river, the beautiful, the beautiful river'
Old preacher again preaching about the sinful harm alchohol does....He got up into the pulpit and place two glasses of crystal clear liquid in front of him on the pulpit, then reached into his gown and took out a matchbox.... He announced that he had gin in the glass on his left and pure water, or, as he liked to call it, 'Adam's ale' in the glass on his right. He opened the matchbox and very carefully lifted out two healthy earthworms, placing one in each glass! The worm in the water wriggled about, but the one placed in the gin curled up and died in the bottom of the glass. He rescued the living worm out of the water and took the dead worm out of the gin....holding both up for the congregation to see, one hanging in his left hand limp and dead the other in his right hand still wriggling and full of life...."What my friends does that prove to you about alchohol?" he boomed out of the pulpit....The congregation sat quiet....except for old Fred in the back seat....He stood up and announced, so everyone could hear...."It proves to me that the more gin you drink, the less bother you will have with worms!!!!!"
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