Posted by dgasper on September 12, 2014 at 14:27:43 from (98.248.55.139):
Texas
A husband went to the sheriff's department to report that his wife was missing:
Husband - I've lost my wife. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home.
Sergeant - What is her height?
Husband - Gee , I really never noticed. Maybe about five feet tall.
Sergeant - Build?
Husband - Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant - Color of eyes?
Husband - Never noticed.
Sergeant - Color of hair?
Husband - Changes a couple times a year, maybe red.
Sergeant - What was she wearing?
Husband - Could have been a skirt or shorts. I don’t remember exactly.
Sergeant - Did she go in a car?
Husband - No, she went in my truck.
Sergeant - What kind of truck was it?
Husband - Brand new Ford F150 with Eco-boost V6 engine, special ordered with manual transmission, four-wheel drive, tinted windows, custom matching white cover for the bed, special alloy wheels and off road Michelins. Wife put a small scratch on the driver's door.
At this point the husband started tearing up and almost cried.
Sergeant - Don't worry, Bubba. We’ll find your truck.
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