Posted by Mike (WA) on March 18, 2015 at 17:16:41 from (174.31.192.111):
In Reply to: Blond Joke posted by Banditfarmer on March 18, 2015 at 11:52:22:
Just to keep this on an agricultural note.
Seems like this subject came up awhile back, and I posted my favorite- but will do it again.
Guy gets on a plane, goes to his ticketed seat in first class section, and finds a gorgeous blonde seated there. He tries to show her his ticket, but she just says, "I'm beautiful, I'm blonde, and I'm flying to Hawaii, first class!"
He gets the flight attendant, she tries to clear up the mistake, and gets the same response.
She brings back the Captain, and he whispers something to the blonde. She gets a stricken look on her face, hurriedly gathers up her stuff, and heads back to Coach. Flight attendant says to Captain, "I'm impressed. How did you get her to move?" Captain replies, "I just told her if she wants to go to Hawaii, she'd better find herself a seat in Coach- because First Class is going to Cleveland!"
My son and a friend in high school were both blondes- they traded blonde jokes all the time. She had a bumper sticker on her car- "Blondes are not dumb!" Sticker was installed upside down. Should mention that son and friend were valedictorian and salutatorian of their class.
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