Then what in the world, and why in the world would you be asking about getting married?
There was an episode of Andy Griffith where this fella came to town, a farmer played by Alan Hale (Skipper from Gilligan's Island), and he too decided that he had been alone long enough, and now was time to purchase a new tractor, er wife, So, he shows up in Maybury, standing on the street corner and literally lifting women up off of the ground as they walked by, sizing them up to become his new tractor, er bride. I'm not exactly sure how the episode ended, but I know that he left, abandoned her, purchased a boat and hired a first mate, and got marooned on some island somewhere with a movie star, farmer's daughter, professor, and a wealthy couple. NOW HERE IS WHAT YOU NEED TO LEARN FROM ALL OF THIS...he was so turned off and burned by the woman that Barney Fife, Otis Campbell, and Andy Griffith hitched him up to at his "advanced age", that even when marooned on a desert island somewhere in the Pacific with two hot chicks, he preferred to sleep with Gilligan, which I always found strange. Getting married at an "advanced age" and having it not turn out well, turned that farmer into a fruit loop, although in the closet, er hut fruity loopy as they did it back then. He moved all the way from South Carolina to San Francisco, purchased a boat, and ended up living the rest of his life with his significant other first mate in a grass hut, instead of with two hot chicks or cheating with the wealthy lady when her husband wasn't looking.
My point? Don't do it. If it aint brokeback, don't do it.
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