Posted by rvirgil_KS on December 31, 2015 at 12:54:44 from (192.208.174.114):
In Reply to: Septic tank humor posted by Paul Shuler on December 31, 2015 at 10:14:22:
A preacher was asked by a funeral director to conduct a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery in the back country.
The preacher was not familiar with the backwoods, and got lost. Being a typical man, he would not stop and ask directions.
He finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had evidently gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight. There were only the diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch. He felt badly and apologized to the men for being late.
The preacher went to the side of the grave and looked down and saw that the vault lid was already in place. He didn't know what else to do, so he spoke his words.
Upon conclusion, he bid the workers farewell and headed to his car.
As he opened the door to his car, He heard one of the workers say, "I never seen anything like that before.......and I've been putting in septic tanks for twenty years."
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