Posted by rrlund on March 13, 2016 at 16:21:37 from (162.250.24.184):
In Reply to: Re: Family Cow posted by Bob Harvey on March 13, 2016 at 16:08:24:
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The only cow in a small Iowa town stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow, for $200, just across the state line in Wisconsin. They bought a cow and found it produced lots of milk, and they were very happy.
It was then decided to acquire a bull to produce more cows like it. They would never have to worry about their milk supply again.
They bought the bull and put it in the pasture with their beloved cow. However, whenever the bull came close to the cow it would move away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away and he could not succeed in his quest. The people were very upset and decided to ask the vet what to do.They told him what was happening, "Whenever the bull approaches our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back, she moves forward, if he approaches her from the front, she backs off. If he approaches from the side she walks away to the other side.
The vet thought about this for a moment and asked, "Did you, by any chance, buy this cow in Wisconsin?"The people were dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned where they bought the cow. "That's amazing," they said, "how did you know we bought the cow in Wisconsin?
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