Posted by dcarp on September 16, 2017 at 11:56:10 from (107.77.66.27):
In Reply to: OT ghosts posted by 9001ron on September 16, 2017 at 10:13:46:
GHOST
A professor at the Auburn University was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies.
To get a feel for his audience, he asks, 'How many people here believe in ghosts?'
About 90 students raise their hands.
Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?'
About 40 students raise their hands.
That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?'
About 15 students raise their hand.
Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?'
Three students raise their hands.
That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?'
Way in the back, Ahmed raises his hand
The professor takes off his glasses and says: 'Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience.'
The Middle Eastern student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium.
When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, 'So, Ahmed, tell us what it's like to have s*x with a ghost?'
Ahmed replied, "Sh*t, from way back there I thought you said Goats."
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